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Number 613

2012-01-29T23:26:00.002+08:00

Hello, everyone!
I think I have about 200 photos below.
All taken during buffet spread I had with Mingyan, Shuyun and Geneva.
Honestly, I don't remember how I can be so close with Mingyan. (:
For Shuyun, it was because she was a temp staff of Accounts.
And for Geneva, it was because I had lunch with her all the time.
But as for Mingyan, I really cannot remember how come I start hanging out with her!
It isn't important! (: I'm glad I know the three of them.
I am glad to know all my friends.

You should have noticed that I've became very lazy.
From the past lonnnnnggggg blogposts to the current short limited words essay.
I have too many backdated things, I'm too lazy to write stories.

This is for Shuyun's birthday pre-celebration.
She loves eating vegetables.

Still have one more set of buffet spread photos - Mingyan's birthday celebration.
But looking at the time, it is almost time to sleep.

We are running out of places to have cheap buffet! :)

Number 612

2012-01-20T22:50:00.005+08:00

Happy Dragon Year! :) I know still early, but Accounts plus Denise 撈魚生 today already.
It's not even Day 1! Neither is it the Eve.
It's only the eve of the eve of the eve of Chinese New Year.

Alright, I'm nahhhhh that excited about this festive season.
As usual. I've never been excited about it. Ever since I was 10?
Reason being the questions that everyone asked over the years.
They're pretty much unchanged.
The questions would be as follow:-
1) Primary what liao?
2) Results okay mah?
3) (When we used to have streaming) Band what now?
4) How's your maths? English leh? (Give a damn about mother tongue can?!)
5) (PSLE results out liao) How's your PSLE result?
6) Which secondary school? (Must be a renowned one, else they'll give this f-up face.)
7) Sec what liao now? (Repeat N times, given N = No. of years you study in Sec school.)
8) Results good anot?
9) (O Level results out liao) O Levels good anot?
10) Can go JC/poly?
11) (If go JC) Which JC?
12) (If go poly) Which poly?
13) Take what course?
14) (They duno what your course is about) What is your course about?
15) Next time can do what, after graduate?
(For questions 13 and 14, repeat X times, given that X = No. of years you're in poly)
16) (Graduated liao) Going uni? (If no) Why not? (Proceed to question 18)
17) (If yes) Which uni? (Repeat question 13)
18) Working as what? At where?
19) Got boyfriend/girlfriend anot?
20) When wanna get married? (Persistent ones will ask you until you plan to do so)
21) (When you finally get married) When wanna have kids? (Similar to question 20, they'll just ask until you produce one)
22) (After the first one) When wanna have a second one?

*Roll eyes*
What has all these got to do with you? Really.
I was at Question 18 last year, and abit of Question 19.
My brother was at Questions 7 and 8. He will be stuck at the same questions for another 2 years before he reaches the O LEVEL question.
I confirm plus chop that my sister is gonna kana Question 21! Super double confirm.

Actually.
I'm also very irritating.
'Cause I pestered my brother about him having a girlfriend or not.
l1m1n: Oi, you got girlfriend anot?
Jiahui: No.
l1m1n: Really? Don't bluff lah.
Jiahui: Really don't have.
l1m1n: Properly, don't bluff.
Jiahui: Don't have!
l1m1n: Impossible lah! Secondary 2 liao, no girlfriend?
Jiahui: Really. No.
l1m1n: Okay. *Paused for 0.7 seconds* You got like anyone?
Jiahui: HAI. *Hesitated* No.
(HE HESITATED!)
l1m1n: Sure not?! Properly, seriously, honestly, tell me. I wunt tell anyone.
Jiahui: No.
l1m1n: Really, secret between we two. I wunt tell Mum.
Jiahui: Don't have.
l1m1n: Your friends leh? Have anot? SURE HAVE!
Jiahui: One or two have.
l1m1n: So you have anot?
Jiahui: HAIYO, don't have lah!
l1m1n: Then.. got any girls like you anot?
Jiahui: No.
l1m1n: Or guys??
Jiahui: I not gay!
l1m1n: I never say you're gay what! I asked whether got any guys like you only mah!
Jiahui: No!
l1m1n: I know why you and Hafzan last time always buay song each other liao!
Jiahui: Why?
l1m1n: HE STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Jiahui: NO LAH!
l1m1n: He stole your BOYFRIEND?!
Jiahui: No!
l1m1n: HE LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?! OR BOYFRIEND!
Jiahui: I don't even have a girlfriend, or boyfriend!
l1m1n: HE WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND LAH!
Jiahui: We not gay lah!
l1m1n: How you know he not gay?! 'Cause he wanna steal your girlfriend?!
Jiahui: HAIYO, I DON'T HAVE!
l1m1n: Okay lah, I believe you. Bye.

LOL.
After all these nonsense, I believe that my brother don't have a girlfriend.
Neither is he a gay.

Finally got my iPhone 4S, right to my doorstep! :) Early in the Monday morning at 9am in my office. The uncle called me at 8.30am telling me that he had already reached, when I was only half way to my office. And when I called him back telling him that I'll be reaching in 5 minutes' time, he told me that he was eating breakfast. So I told him to take his time and eat slowly.. so that I could stroll to work.

I've tried talking to Siri. I kept telling her,"I love you."
She refused to tell me that she loves me too.
Oh well. We, afterall, come from two different worlds.
HAHA. First, she was happy and told me,"Rice, I hope you don't say that to any other mobile phones."
I wanted to prove that I said it only to her so I said it again, and she told me,"Oh, stop."
Then she told me,"Impossible."
So I decided to ask her,"Do you love me?"
All she said was,"I'm not allowed to."
HAI. That's rejecting my love right?!

And so, now I have 2 valuable phones.
One Xperia X10.
One iPhone 4S.
X was more expensive leh. I bought it without plan.
'Cause my LG New Chocolate spoiled in the nick of time.
Really, NICK OF TIME. Argh.

And I finally managed to cut my hair. After a week of tries.
'Cause the salon was too crowded, with all the CNY appointments.
Geneva and I just wanted to cut our hair. Can't possibly make appointment just for that.

Number 611

2012-01-07T01:01:00.001+08:00

Congratulations and celebrations!
Congratulations and jubilations!
Nope, not because it's a new year.
And nope, not because Chinese New Year is coming.
And nope, I can't tell you.
But I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
(Well, actually, not really.)
(I'm not that happy. I just feel relived now.)
(No more waking at 5.55am, reaching at 8am!)

Have been wearing blazers all day long for a week! Phew, step one formal only.

Hai, anyway.. I'm actually feeling kind of lowwww.
The heart, like sank deep down.
I have a schizophrenic mind which enables me to be happily thinking about sunshine things on the left, and then be sadly thinking about thunderstorm issues that I should be thinking about ever again. 'Cause it's bygone. But no, it's not water under the bridge for me - 'Cause I'm still upset about it.
I'm going siaooooo.

I did a very rude thing to a stranger over the phone.
Stranger: Hi, is this Ms Tan Limin?
l1m1n: Yea.
Stranger: Hi! I'm calling from Prudential. I would like to introduce some..
l1m1n: *before he starts his introduction* NO, THANKS.
And I hung up just like that.
Yes, I feel bad. But at the same time, I felt like I WON.
I remember blocking the number when I used my LG new Chocolate.
Looks like it's time to do some blocking already.

I did another very rude thing to another stranger on the streets.
(I bet strangers all wanna hantam laoniang, 'cause I'm sucha bitch.)
This time round, this stranger didn't even get to open his mouth to speak.
While I walked towards to MRT station, I saw from the corner of my eyes that a guy was approaching me. Almost immediately, I turned my head again. (That was an obvious hint asking him to NOT bother laoniang.) Instead of changing target, he insisted on getting me to stop my footsteps and waste my time on him. PRECIOUS TIME. He waved, and was again ignored by me. Still, he didn't give up. He tapped on my shoulder. And still, I totally had no intention to stop. So he continued to tap. Then, I rudely shook his tapping away. I should've added a loud 'tsk' to him.
After he finally gave up, I FELT BAD. Shit.
But then again, who asked him to be so persistent.
Laoniang in a hurry to go home, my house waiting for me. No time for him.

I did a bitchy thing to an uncle in the train.
I'm so going to hell and stay there forever.
This uncle was standing next to me in the crowded train. I was happily listening to my music until I felt a pair of eyes on me. Following my instinct, I turned to the direction where the uncle was standing. He was staring at laoniang. Even when I stared back, he refused to look away. What's wrong with him?! I cannot tahan, I must look away. After a while, he was still looking at me. I buay song already. So I diao-ed him, and made a 'KUA SIMI KUA' kind of gesture with my head.
I cannot tahan myself, I so fierce!
But he stopped staring, which is good.

Number 610

2011-12-30T22:45:00.006+08:00

Hello everyone, I'm gonna list down what aku DIE DIE must finish tomorrow.

1) ______________________________________________________.
2) ___________________________, ___________________.
3) _______________, _____________________.
4) ______________________________.
5) ________________________________.
6) ______________________, _______________. __________________________.
7) ____________________________. _______________________.
8) ____________________.
9) ____________________/________________________.
10) ______________________________________.
11) _____________________, __________________________.
12) _________________________________________________.
13) _____________________________________.
14) ________________________________________.

Sorry, cannot tell you.

I wanna complain.
The bus driver of SBS8611K this morning at 8am - I seriously hate you.
First, you're late. I duno what did you do at the interchange. Maybe you spent too much time talking to your fellow colleagues while having your goddamn breakfast, and you forgot it's time for you to start your engine. Maybe you had a breakfast too heavy that caused you a tummyache, and you had to shit. Laoniang don't care - YOU'RE LATE. I reached the bus stop at usual timing, and you made me wait for 5 to 8 minutes. I'm sure I didn't miss any buses 'cause I saw Vivian - SHE NEVER MISSES A BUS. And I bet you know you're late 'cause when I looked at the watch right in front of you, your guilt-ridden face just makes me FEET LIKE SLAPPING YOU.

Eh, then you drove so slowly that you had to stop at every bus stop. I had never ever kana the red light that's between my stop and Vivian's stop. You're the first to make it shial! And right after that darned red light, you're suay and stupid enough to kana ALL red lights. You duno what is DASH issit? Haven't really red light is can dash one, you know? Buay tahan.

It's 30th December already. Can review ministerial salary liao mah? Sibei ku.
Not like it's my pay (if only), but I wanna know.

Number 609

2011-12-19T23:59:00.004+08:00

Miu!

Haven't been updating these days..
'Cause I was busy fooling around.
'Cause I was busy catching up with my HK dramas.
'Cause I was busy being mad at my naughty Xiaofenhong.
(The 1st reason is a fake, I don't fool around.)
I think everyone name their possessions, just like Jiang XiaoHua.
She names her scooter 'Shuhui', and a hairdryer 'HuHu'.
Xiaofenhong refers to my HAWT pink netbook!

Xiaofenhong had been mischievious during the previous week.
Perhaps she wanted more of my attention.
She kept spamming me with the letter 'Z', at the speed of light.
And then she stopped letting me use my numbers and half of the alphabets.
She apparently refused to let me use the keyboard. SO IRRITATING.
I had to bring her all the way to Stadium for repair.

You know how cute am I?
I bought the extended warranty, but I'd forgotten to register for it.
So cute, I feel like slapping myself upside down.
Phew that it costed only 40 plus. (But still, it's hard-earned money.)
I rushed down to Dhoby service centre on Monday, all alone.
Yes, I went there all alone :). Brave act for someone who never recognises the way.
Only to find out that the Dhoby service centre is CLOSED. ):
I was MADDDDD. I not only wasted my time, I wasted my energy.

But it's okay. I went to the Stadium centre to repair, with Christina.
Then we went to the Kallang Leisure duno what to walk around.
We were totally fascinated by everything inside the shopping centre.
When actually, it was just a normal, not-too-impressive place.
We went in and just shouted,"Wahhhhh."
And then,"Wahhh, here got Pasta Mania".
"Here got cinema leh!"
"Here can ice skate leh!"
"Here got K-box!"
"Here got Evergreen. Sell stationery one! LET'S GO SEE!"
"Wahhh, the pens so nice! I WANNA BUY! So expensive leh. Should I?!"
"Wahhh, got sushi leh. Nihonmura leh. Expensive leh."
"Upstairs got what? We go up and see!"
"The little boy so cute leh!"
Aiyoyo. Never see before meh?!

And on our way back to the MRT station, this guy sneezed super loud.
"HA-QIUUUUUUU!" And one of his leg lifted up.
Then the both of us started laughing non-stop.
And we didn't even bother if the guy was there.
We laughed until everyone is gone, still laugh.
Siao one.

I can't live without you, baby! :) I'm so glad you're back!

My 6000mAh portable charger which I bought from Deal.com.sg has arrived!

Want some charge?! ;)

Number 608

2011-11-27T18:28:00.008+08:00

I heard that you're settled down
That you found a girl and you're married now
I heard that your dreams came true
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you

Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light

I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the time of our lives
We were born and raised in a summer haze
Bound by the surprise of our glory days

I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over yet

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah

Nothing compares, no worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

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I was packing 30 plus files into 5 big carton boxes yesterday in office.
Heh heh chuan. With all the lifting, taking, dragging, kneeling and squating.
All these reminds me of the days when I had to kneel down often to find files.
Phew, luckily now me no need do this kind of thing anymore! :)
It was disastrously hectic. Thanks to those chores, my knees are so black now! :(
I think it worsened a little after yesterday. I should've wore jeans instead.

Can't really see, but pain leh! I can't kneel for the next 10 weeks.

And what kind of brother do I have?
I showed him my blue blacks and all he said was,"So?"
What do you mean by SO?! Tsk.
That's not all. I'll tell you his good deeds.
l1m1n: Do you know that this year's PSLE highest score is 283?
Jiahui: Really?
l1m1n: Yes, you remember how much you gotten?
Jiahui: *silence*
l1m1n: You 135 right?! You guess I got how many.
Jiahui: One hundred.. and.. sixty-six..?
l1m1n: *big smack on his back* PUI! I got higher than that okay! 199! 大姐 leh?
Jiahui: Two.. *before he said anything else..*
l1m1n: *repeat attacks* WHY YOU GUESS ME MUST SO LOW, WHY YOU GUESS 大姐 GUESS SO HIGH!!
Woo. So fun having a baby brother. :)

Very soon, he will be following my footsteps - Taking up D&T.
Omgym, that subject is a major fail.
Sawing wood with the hacksaw, drilling holes with the drilling machine.
Cutting aluminium rods with grinding machine (I like), sanding things with sandpaper.
Buffing plastics with the buffing machine (my favourite!), chlorofoam.
Filing, knocking, glueing, heating. So fun hor.
Not forgetting the writing of at least 70 pages of O Level portfolio report.
Oh, Brother doesn't have Os, but N is just the same I guess.
Good luck for the next 2 years, Brother!
It's tough thinking of an artefact to design according to the given Os theme.
Mine was 'Transportation'. While few could ace their work, I struggled to pass.
I truly hated this subject. My teacher chose me to take this shit subject.
He kind of ruined my life. I will never forget him.
My brother's teacher is just another jackass.
Oh well. Good teachers are hard to find. Many of them do nothing and get paid.
But then again, many of them got bullied by students like us.
You have to pay a price to get paid so much.

My brother is gonna stay with the SAME classmates for the 3rd year.
Not sian meh?! Change classmates occasionally also not bad mah.
Like that then can have more friends around the school.
I think my brother has no friends. I used to hang around with my friends after school.
But my brother doesn't.

Alright, I shall wear blazer to work tomorrow, step one formal.
'Cause there's a newcomer coming!

Number 607

2011-11-26T00:03:00.000+08:00

Days are too long to bear. Nothing ever matters.

Half of the brain cells that I have had been killed, just by thinking of you.
Haven't I told you to get out of my mind? Why are you still here?
If I could, I would message you to let you know that I'm thinking of you.
If I could, I would phone you so that I can hear your voice.
If I could, I would go and find you.. just to take a look at you.
I miss you, I really do.
I can't quit you.
With you in my mind, I can never think of anyone and anything else.
I need an antidote. It has been a while.

I can block you from anywhere and everywhere.
All, except from my mind.
So blocking or not, doesn't really matters.
I kept telling myself not to think about you.
But it doesn't seem to work, at all. It fails all the time.
I told myself to ignore any ways of communication we have.
But each time we had any form of communication, I just can't resist.

I'm courting death.
My heart is only this fist-small.
It's all filled up.
With you in here, there's no space for a second one.
You're just like my remote control. You control, even my emotions.
I'm sick.

在書店翻閱了一整天
在咖啡店和朋友聊了一整夜
文字語言佔滿心中每一層空間
就是填不滿你的缺

那麼多的道理在規勸
遺忘的方法似乎隨處都可見
愛情是否歷久彌堅
也像推銷員
好過不好過還得自己發現

說思念太丟臉說明天太冒險
除非我們還有機會破鏡重圓
想再約太隨便
童言又在耳邊
再見是最還的金玉良言

說天氣沒重點
說昨天太狂野
除非我們的事已經時過境遷
想問你的一切還是停在嘴邊
再見是最短的金玉良言
我們最好還是別再再見

Number 606

2011-11-14T23:27:00.000+08:00

i'll get someone to watch my 2359 with me.

Me was brave yesterday night. I watched a korean horror all alone in my room, with the lights switched off and the door closed. Complete darkness. I almost died for fear. I realised I'm too old for this kind of thrill already. How did I managed to watch 2 korean horror movies continuously at home in the middle of the night at 12-3am by myself?! How did I managed to brace up all my curiosity to peek out of the peekhole when I suddenly heard a scratching sound on my main door?! I can't do this kind of thing already, my heart got too weak for this.

I am very timid now. But I'll still watch horror!
And I will never choose Romance genre over Horror.
It's always Horror -- Comedy -- Action -- History -- Scific -- Romance.
Romance, boring leh. See, smile, wink, kiss, hug, quarrel, cry, love again.
Haiyo. Cannot tahan.

My finger spoil already. Keep on cannot scan fingerprint. How come same as during attachment one?! :( I swear hor, I can't scan in even when my index is dry. Why Desiree cannot scan in, then I can smoothly scan in? But now Desiree go rescan her fingerprint into the system, she okay liao become I CANNOT?! You know what's the amazing thing?! I can scan in as another person! Last time during attachment, I scanned my fingerprint and then other person's matric number appeared. Now, I scan my print and another person's ID came out. My finger can really adapt!

Oh anyway, I was supposed to come up with a to-do list for tomorrow!
It organises my mind and tasks and time. Not really, actually, for the 'time'.
1.1) Find the eye-ann-vees for tees
1.2) Photocopy with the tees
1.3) Update my excel file #1(s)
1.4) Record in the book
1.5) Update excel file #2
1.6) Pass to whomever it concerns
2.1) Find the eye-ann-vees for cees
2.2) Repeat 1.2 to 1.6
3.1) Print out the cons' list
3.2) Print out the documents needed
3.3) Write down the eye-ann-vees' numbers
3.4) Just do it
3.5) Record inside my excel file #1(s)
3.6) Get them signed
4.1) Photocopy all the signed eye-ann-vees
4.2) Update my excel file #1(s)
4.3) File them beautifully
5.1) Find the eye-ann-vees to peas
5.2) Pass to whomever it may concern
5.3) Wait for their return faithfully
5.4) File them nicely into another file
6.1) Check the ohass report patiently - PATIENTLY
6.2) Pass to whomever it may concern
6.3) Wait for its return faithfully
6.4) Record into the excel file #3
7.1) Key the darned eye-ann-vees into excel file #4
7.2) JUST KEEP KEYING THE GOD DAMNNED THING
8.1) Check the cees reports
8.2) File them beautifully
9.1) Check the tees reports
9.2) Check the excel file #5
9.3) File the report beautifully

Alternatively, the last option: JUST DIE!

Okay bye!

Number 605

2011-11-10T23:30:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone. :)
I'm deadddd tired, seriously.
There's tonnes of work waiting to be finished.
And time, isn't co-operating. :(
I'm working on my EQ.

I've a plan.
Okay, these are the things that I'm gonna do and FINISH on 11/11/11.
First, I'll finish checking and printing the status of the invoices.
Second, I'll update my excel file.
Third, I'll give the documents to my intended recipients.
Fourth, I'll update another excel file.
Fifth, I'll file my invoices into my files.
Sixth, I'll check whatever documents that I have to check.
Seventh, I'll file the documents nicely into the respective files.
Eighth, I'll do my 24 invoices.
Nineth, I'll update my excel files, again.
Tenth, I'll photocopy my invoices.
Eleventh, I'll do whatever that's listed from #3 and down again.
Twelfth, I'll definitely complete #1 to #9 by tomorrow 6pm.
Thirteenth, GO HOME AT 6PM.

Okay! Splendid list.
That's what I will do tomorrow. :)
My 11.11 wish for 11/11/11 would be "I WILL FINISH EVERYTHING BY TOMORROW!"
Yeay! :) Goodnight, starlight.

Maru is SHOOOO cute! :) I seriously less than three it.
There's this meowmao under my block. It's just as cute.
It was tempting me to give it a little tummy tickle just now when I was heading home. The moment it saw me, it laid on its back and stared at me so adorably! I cannot tahan leh! And there were twice when it suddenly hopped right beside my feet. It scared my guts out. And when I looked at it, it looked back at me. SO CUTE.

Really, cannot stand it. HAHA.
MEOW.

Number 604

2011-11-06T01:07:00.004+08:00

I knew it.
I knew I would waste a great deal of excitement over nothing.
Hai.

But anyway..
I'm going to Haw Par Villa at 12pm! :)
I wanna see the 10 courts of Hell inside Dragon's tummy.
That had always been my major favourite of the Villa.
I miss Dragon. It's damn chio. I know it's no longer there. :(
Gone together with the GIANT grasshoppers and mice.
Please bless the entire day with chilly, windy weather!

美人魚浪漫傳說到底是不是真的
百慕達的三角洲是否真的有外星人
哪位明星變好多醜小鴨變天鵝
哪天會交男朋友你又為何那麼 care
聽說聽說~ 總是喜歡道聽塗說
什麼鬧什麼愛傳八卦謠言的你你你你你~

有沒有喔有沒有信就信否就否
真相反正沒人懂~
有沒有不要再問了
你真的很囉嗦我跟他到底有沒有牽手
氣死你氣死你偏不說
有沒有喜歡你要你猜破了頭

Number 603

2011-10-24T14:07:00.002+08:00

happyHEARTbreakingday.

天空佈滿灰色轉眼就下雨了
我心中的苦澀又有誰會懂呢
愛適不適合需要交換的眼神
我卻不懂你了你明天的選擇

說好的約定呢現在誰先忘了
喝掉你的可樂聽你愛唱的歌
愛太捉弄了我太單純不成熟
下一個生日呢你會不會在呢

愛不停淚不停祝我傷日快樂
我的心就過癮流轉那些片刻
我們曾認真許願的白鴿
已經飛到哪去了再也不回來了

風不停笑不停祝我傷日快樂
喚不醒就放棄真可惜受傷了
我們的痛換下一刻值得
值得我們開心的慶祝生日快樂

說好的約定呢現在誰先忘了
喝掉你的可樂聽你愛唱的歌
愛太捉弄了我太單純不成熟
下一個生日呢你會不會在呢

愛不停淚不停祝我傷日快樂
我的心就過癮流轉那些片刻
我們曾認真許願的白鴿
已經飛到哪去了再也不回來了

風不停笑不停祝我傷日快樂
喚不醒就放棄真可惜受傷了
我們的痛換下一刻值得
值得我們開心的慶祝生日快樂

愛不能不停止走了
我的心放下了你刺痛的快樂

風不停笑不停祝我傷日快樂
喚不醒就放棄真可惜受傷了
我們的痛換下一刻值得
值得我們開心的慶祝生日快樂

應該是要微笑的等傷全都癒合

goodbye.

Number 602

2011-10-22T22:13:00.022+08:00

HUHU! ;)
I'm gonna skip everything between 01/01/11 and 20/09/11, and just blog about..
MY 21/09/11 BIRTHDAY! Part 1.

I booked Gina on this day like 2 months before, and even until the midnight of the 21st - We haven't really decided on where are we going. I randomly suggested Universal Studios. Hmmm I suggested going all the way until the gate where tickets cost S$66. x= SO EXPENSIVE, I'd rather die. You know how cheapo and kiam I am.

Gina called me during midnight and we seriously started discussing. I was so keen on visiting the attractions in Singapore - Places like the Mandai zoo, the bird park all those places where we used to visit when we were kids. I started googling for 'Singapore Attractions'.

Places I suggested:
1) Haw Par Villa
2) Science Centre
3) Discovery Centre - I can't really tell the difference between the 2 centres.
4) Botanic Garden
5) Mandai Zoo
6) Singapore Flyer
7) Chinatown
8) National Museum
9) Art Museum
10)Fort Canning
11) CHANGI PRISON - Desperate already, anyhow hantam.
12) Old Ford Factory
13) UNIVERSAL STUDIOS SINGAPORE
14) Escape Theme Park - Mini USS? Cheaper by alot seh!
I was literally browsing thru this and reading any random attractions out to Gina.

CBD also considered attractions sia, Singapore really dun have attractions. HAHA.
Gina suggested going for a spa session. I would love to since I've never been to one before BUT spa for birthday is so not-fun. x=

Gina: Guanhui got wish me leh, he got wish you anot?
l1m1n: Don't have leh, he good.
Gina: HAHAHA, you can SMS him and say you wanna complain to his dad.
l1m1n: I type,"You wish Gina but never wish me. You good. I tell Low Bock Chang."
Gina: HAHAHH. You still remember his dad's name! HAHAHA.
Duh, I blogged about it. HAHAAHA. x= I remember his mum's name too.
I really messaged him saying,"Wish Gina happy birthday, never wish me. You good!"
Of course, with a 'haha' behind lah. =x I didn't include his dad's name 'cause I scared later he think I rude then he angry.
HAHA, then he started explaining in the morning why he never wish me at 12am.
Then he requested an organisation for class gathering.
So I replied him,"I not social rep leh uncle."
He wants Mr Steven Lee to join. HAHA.
Mr Lee must be busy planting crops and feeding animals, where got time!
Then suddenly he asked about my 老夫子 brother. LOL.
Our chat so random. HAHA.
But actually, really. Tiny F609 should have a mini class gathering!
I MISS ALL OF YOU. I mean, some of you. To be exact, I MISS MOST OF YOU!
Like Gina, Huiyee, Yiwen, Liling, Master, Belvin, Chokeslam, Khairul, Calgary, Brandon!
I miss all of you! ;)
Okay, I scared Chinkuan chop me, so I'll say I miss him too.
But I dun think he'll need or want me to miss him, so forget it. HAHAHA.

Classmates-turned-friends are the best. They pull it through the tough times with you. When you're in need of help with your schoolwork, they'll help you wholeheartedly. There's no scheming plots, there's no selfishness. They'll just help you out. They'll teach you. They'll let you copy their homework and even help you do your project, of course these are not encouraged.
Unlike at work, not everyone can be your true friend. There are true friends, but not many. At times, you get backstabbed. You get betrayed. You see how people have double standards, you see how much people can change in front of power. You'll slowly realise how fake a person can be, you'll slowly learn how little trust you should have in certain people.

I'm definitely not implying anything. Just from personal past experiences and what I've heard from my friends. Working life is definitely not a bed of roses. It is a yard of cactuses - Pricky but it's okay, at least you've learnt something. Just don't prick yourself again.

By the way, is it spelt 'cactuses' or 'cacti'?! Urgh, I used to hate singular/plural some much. Not to forget all those sickening tenses! I can never understand why 'being' is equivalent to 'is/are/was/were'. And I dun understand why is it AN hour instead of A hour. Where are your principles?! AEIOU then use 'an' one mah! Where can anyhow change!? =x And who say 'I' so special - Why only 'I' can use 'am'?! LOL. I really disliked English when I was in lower primary. Like all Band 1 then English kana Band 3. :( Heng in the end got A. I am a smart kid.

Okay, back to the happy topic!

Gina agreed to pay half of USS ticket for me! :) I've been waiting for her to agree ma! HAHAHA. She have annual fun pass leh, for free. I wish my mum picked the correct place to work at. She should go work at USS and gain an annual free pass for me. I'll go there every week until all the USS people also noe me by name, and that when they see me queueing for a ride, they'll shout out,"TAN LIMIN, you again?! 30050 times already!" HAHAHA.

Anyway, we arranged to meet at 10am inside the train. That was what we planned to do.
In actual, we met at 11am beside the mamashop at Bedok interchange. Then we went to makan Gina's loanshark fried dumpling noodles. (She named it 'Loanshark noodles stall' because she thinks that the uncle look like an ahlong.)

Gina doesn't have a wallet, I duno what happened to her 2 dollar or 4 dollar fake branded wallet that she used to have during TP days. HAHA. She now packs all her cards and money into this hello kitty transparent tiny ziplock bag, machiam auntie wanna go pasar buy vegetables lidat. Or even worse! x= If she has to pay like $2.30, she has to slowly, painstakingly dig out her 30 cents. Easy target for robbers. x=

We walked all the way from the hawker to the other side of Bedok to hail a cab 'cause
Gina's mum said that place take cab more wuhua, if take at the inter will let the taxi uncle earn extra by making him drive us one big round. We walked like dawg to this corner where NO taxis will even want to drive pass. That was where Gina's mum suggested to hail a cab. Kana cheated by her. HAHA! After 10 minutes, we gave up and walked away from the hidden corner (I think only Harry potter can see that corner) and immediately, TAXI COME LIAO!

Journey to USS on taxi also super long, I duno why.
I thought Singapore very small one?!
l1m1n: So you haven't watch Final Destination 5?
Gina: Haven't. I planning to do lasik so I'll watch it next year July.
l1m1n: By that time, Final Destination 6 come out liao lo!
Gina: I also think so.
l1m1n: You wanna do lasik?
Gina: Yea, that's why I'm not watching. And YOU BETTER DUN TELL ME ABOUT IT.
l1m1n: Eeyer, very scary one leh! They put this thing to open your eye, SO DANGEROUS!
Gina: I KNOW! Their deaths all damn gross one.
l1m1n: Hannor! I watch liao, I become very 疑神疑鬼 one. I keep imagining that everything is gonna kill me. Like that day after I watched it with Michelle, I saw this penknife lying on the table at the shop's cashier.. I imagined that it will suddenly fly to my face and KILL ME!
*Taxi uncle confirm think I'm mad!*
Gina: Yea, sekali later the roller coaster drop down.
*Seconds later*
Gina: Oh my god, CHOY!
l1m1n: Hmmm, I think we should ask Uncle to gostan and drive us back home. HAHAHA.

Yeay, finally reached! :)
After paying for the tickets, Gina went in to get her annual pass made. (I'm jealous of her having that!) And she helped me very 厚臉皮ly ask for some birthday specials, since it was my birthday. And poof, I can have 10% discount at all retail stores and a free popcorn. :)

TOO busy to take too many photos. So many rides to try, so little time to try. :( Two person go wanna take photo also diffcult.

We're both foolishly brave. I actually thought that Cylon would be less scarier than Human. What was I thinking?! (The killer wasn't the rides, it was the way in - Super long!) We were directed to the FIRST row because the queue stopped at us during the previous ride, SO LUCKY.

The moment the roller coaster started moving, my leg nua and my heart machiam lightning beat at super speed already. I regret! Roller coasters are lightnings! The wind so big, I thought my head was gonna fly off. I should have brought a rubber band to tie up my hair. I scared half way, my hair stuck at the roller coaster then my head come off!

Cylon, you're mad. Don't you know that speeding in Singapore is illegal?! HAHA.

Gina was on the coaster, shouting,"Oh my gadddddd! Fuck! Nabei! Kanina! Cheebye! FUCCCCCK!" No kidding, really so vulgar. There was a point of time when I wanted to scream but I couldn't - Because the wind too big. And I couldn't sit up straight because of the twisting and turning all around. SIBEI giddy leh! I did, scream. HAHA. I thought I was gonna die on my birthday. I got off the coaster like a mad, sick, giddy woman - With the messy hair, and being unable to stand still.
l1m1n: I need to rest for 3 hours before the next ride.

Gina wanted to take the Human. But only after having a while of rest, if take immediately after Cylon, really can sit die us.

So we started roaming around the theme park. Guess what?! We got lost in The Lost World. HAHAHA. We didn't know where we were heading to. So we decided to take a photo! Just one.

See the blue one? I can't believe I survived it. I can't believe I even rode it! It was the longest 3 or 5 minutes ever. It got me afraid of the red one. =x

We didn't know what was this and where were we, so we took a photo. HAHAH.

Just realised how her face looked like in this photo. HAHA. We set off again, in hope to find the mini roller coaster that were behind.

We ended up seeing the castle beside, so let's take a rest.

We asked a kind stranger to take a photo for us. And obviously we wanted the entire castle to be inside the photo.. Else why would we need another person's help? We can just have some self shoots right?! Why this kind stranger take until the castle's head gone?! But never mind, since he was kind enough to help. :) But seriously, why would he think that we need so much of the floor in this photo?!

A bunch of ahtiongs actually interrupted us while we were trying to take the photos. We reached the place first, and laoniangs are SINGAPOREANS, but this woman gave us this darned face and said,"Can you move away?" In mandarin lah, of course. How would they speak in proper English right? =x What kind of attitude.
(1) We reached first, you people were later. First come first served theory.
(2) Singaporeans on Singapore's land. So, Singaporeans first okay.
But never mind, even if we're mad at you, never mind.
'Cause Singaporeans very gracious one.
We wunt mind if you people made our trains and buses so horse crowded.
We wunt mind if you people talked so loudly like this is your horse village.
We definitely wunt mind if you people give horse attitude.
If you all don't be lidat, you all are just not being yourselves!
We know, it's all in the blood! So we forgive. :)
Let me 送你們一個 smiling kay ann ann! :)

Daddy long legs in her previous life.

All strangers should learn photography skills from me. 'Cause I took this photo and I like it alot! She is daddy long legs in this life too. HAHA.

ENVY AH! :( She said she should've named herself MERMAID. HAHAHA!

DIY better. Got castle, got both of us.

We walked pass and decided to try a relaxing 4D Shrek show.

The queue was kind of long - That's the boo part. But I saw a super uper duper handsome angmoh - That's the best part. BUT he has a girlfriend beside him - That's the worst part. HAHAHA! The intro of the show was too long, I almost fell asleep standing up and outside the auditorium. They should just start the show without further ado.

I hate the spiders! And all those things that tickle me during the show.
So irritating! HAHAA, but the show was not too bad.

Since the mini ferris wheel is just next to the exit of the auditorium, let's just do it.

Actually, I like the Gingy more. =x 'Cause he's cuter than Donkey.

See her legs super long.

She must be a daddy long legs in her previous life. I say second time liao. HAHAH.

We took the Enchanted Airways. It is said to be a junior roller coaster. We just went on board with our bags and bottles held in our hands. Thinking that since it's a roller coaster and since roller coasters move damn fast, we decided to ask,"Do we need to place our bags somewhere?" The person just simply replied,"Nope." Then the ride start liao. Gina was saying,"Wah this ride sure chicken feet one, bag also no need put down. Can eat birthday cake on top." I tell you, that person is a liar. HAHA. The moment the roller coaster started accelerating, Gina become kinda vulgar. Is fast one lo, I had to protect myself, I had to protect my belongings, SO BUSY. But fun :)

Then we went to find the Canopy Flyer. While queueing, Gina was telling me that she WANTS to take the Human ride. But then after taking the Cylon, I sibei kia. Beside us were 5 kids. I tell you ah, the younger you are, the more daring you can be. I last time also not that scared die one, I can take pirate ship contiunously for 7 times - Middle seat. HAHAHA. But now, I dun dare to take pirate ship. I would rather ride a roller coaster 'cause roller coaster is different route, pirate ship is keep on repeating the same fear! Anyway, these fearless kids super brave. Gina went to tap tap one of the girls' shoulder, and asked them,"You all take Human ans Cylon already ah?" They both also try liao leh! Idol man. So brave. I sit Cylon already kar neng, cannot tahan liao. Seriously, why did I have this stupid mentality that Cylon would be less scarier? Stupid die. HAHAHA. I got cheated by the suspended dangling style, thinking that since it's dangled, perhaps it would twist and turn toooooo much - I WAS WRONG.

We were super lucky.
Cylon - Got ushered to the first row. Woo, so scary. :)

Canopy Flyer - Got ushered to the seats that were backfacing.
OH MY GUAN YIN MA! WA KIA!
Backfacing the accelerating direction is like speeding on the road with your eyes closed. The only difference is that this - We were in the air. Gina, once again, started screaming every language of vulgarities that she knows up in the air. I was, in the mean time, laughing at her reaction. HAHAHA. Super funny. She just kept shouting all the bad words, so fierce. Although I was afraid, but I was so much entertained by her.

I think I am sick lah.
I feel like laughing when I hear people being vulgar.
It has been like.. 3 years. HAHA.
Of course, I wouldn't laugh if the intended receiver of the vulgarities is me.

Revenge of the Mummy was the best. We tried it twice.
We could have tried it the 3rd time IF the way in was shorter.
There wasn't any queue BUT the way in machiam walking Great Wall of China.
You're at point A, you can see point Z. And there's nobody in between the 2 points.
BUT you gotta get though B to Y before you reach Z =.=
The ride was so fast, I felt like the wind hates me so much that it's slapping me.
When the ride ended, I didn't wanna leave the seat. 'Cause we wanna do it again!
And then the way in so long. Walk until tired shial.

But then okay, we walked in again.
I had this urge to ask the lady to give us a shortcut in. HAHA.
Gina walk halfway say she sibei tired, then she go drink the water cooler.
Then she spit. =x
Second time round, we actually sang the birthday song during the ride.
Now all the mummies know my birthday is when. HAHAHA.

Lights, Camera, Action!
It's interesting to know how people make hurricane scenes in movies look so real.
Reminds me of TWISTER the movie. I remember having a cow flying in the air.
We went in twice for this. Again, SUPER looonnnnggggg way leh.
We were standing at the last row during our first viewing.
Then we went to the first row for our second.
That's when I wanted to take out my camera to capture how interesting it was.
I videoed a little.

You see on top of the water got fire right? Means confirm have wat? Oil or kerosene whatever right? This water SPLASHED onto our faces shial! Luckily until now also never rot, if not I burn you down! HAHA.

I wish I could just decribe everything to you. But my command of english not too good - Limited vocab ah. Sorli. HAHA. It was really.. interesting. How many times I use this word already?!

I also duno what is this place, but just take lah.

Look at her red colour nails. Like ruined. HAHA.

Too bad, we gotta leave early! :( Next time go USS must drag more people go. The more the merrier! I screamed like a crazy woman, and sound like a man at the end of the rides. Enjoyable! :D

Left USS at 5.30pm after eating my free birthday popcorn, and reached Farrer Park just in time to meet Mingyan.

Actually, I felt like bathing you know? Whole day outside, it drizzled and I got splashed by kerosene water plus I perspired. Aiyo. x=

But never mind, since going for BBQ buffet. I'll still stink even after I've bathed.

Part 2 - Seoul Garden BBQ Buffet treat from Mingyan, Shuyun and Geneva!
I love my birthday! ;)

Chef Ong cooking!

She scared of the spish splash of the oil. So she does the clicking.

Now you know who's the lightning. Gevena move too fast, maybe camera shy. HAAH.

Now I'm the chef.

Haiyo, so fierce for what!

Actually, the pot of soup very 頂路 leh! Wanna BBQ but the pot so extra! x=

My wish is to be able to drink TOM YAM soup when I go steamboat with Mingyan and Geneva!

This little cake is from Mingyan, Shuyun and Geneva. I didn't expect them to surprise me with a cake :) THANKS! Mingyan whispered the birthday song, 'cause she 'very low-profile one, Seoul Garden alot people, cannot so high-profile.' -- She say one.

Got third party behind. HAHA.

Mingyan hates balls. She very angry 'cause inside got alot of balls. She said while Geneva went toilet,"Geneva's balls! So many, so big! She must finish all her balls!" Then she scoop scoop a few into her bowl. HAH!

She's trying to prove that she is REALLY taller than me. Actually, no need to prove. Wanna be taller than me is like ABC - Very easy one. But wanna win me for being short - IT'S A BIG CHALLENGE!

That's my 22nd birthday.
Thank you guys and girls for wishing me thru facebook, twitter, SMSes and whatsapp.
Deeply, greatly and heartily appreciated! :)
Goodbye! Less than three!

Number 601

2011-10-14T21:46:00.004+08:00

Hey stalker(s), if you're reading this, give me a minute.
您好！Yes, you! You should know who you are. I duno really know how many of you are there altogether, but it's okay. As of today, I'm going to put up an act.
You wunt be able to tell whether it's real or fake. I'm a 'best actress' material.
imtnkialgaubotyoubutiduntnihkyouwlileevrbesramteungohtodpcyrettihslnogmseagse.
Here's an easier one: bodloyficnukgbchtiyceyhebesult.
Like to read my stuff right? Good luck to you lo! :)

It was such a orange day, and it's so horse to have fish people around you.
You know this kind of (paper)tiger people who treat you like you're a rat, then they go around meowing like the cutest kitten about the opposite or incomplete fact to the whole wide world. Oh ~ These animals, so cute!

(I bet you don't understand my text.)
(That's my point.)

Alright, I have to admit that I am still unable to contain my buaysong-ness.
I think I need to lock myself inside a nunnery and meditate.
I am really fucking pissed with such a lovable attitude someone gave me.
The cuteass actually tried to get me into trouble. How lovely.
I was initially regretting for all the mental blessing I've chanted for him/her.
But right now, nah. I take back my regrets. Just go with the blessings man.
Nice people deserves this kind of prayers.

My parents taught me: You should apologise when you're in the wrong.
Nah, my parents didn't really taught me that. I have the proper manners to do so.
My parents must be super proud for having a polite daughter like me.
Apparently, there's really some sort of culture difference.
'Cause A does something wrong, B C D E F G all apologise on its behalf.
Where is A? Maybe busy feeding some stray donkeys.

I believe I have every right to be :)ry.
Therefore, cheers to you.

Did I used any vulgarities? I hope not, I'm not going to double check my post.
And if I did, I am not going to delete it.
My blog, my space. Your eyes, your choice.
The window, that red X at the top right corner.
Click it. Before that, clear your cache and history.
Make sure you don't revisit this place anymore.

I can be all. I'm multi-platform. Learn from me, yo! Don't be such a small person.

Time to meditate.

I love a day filled with dinosaurs! :) I seriously need anger management.

What a sacarstic post. Imma talent.

Anyway, 只有心裡有鬼和問心有愧的人才會對號入座然後再去惡人先告狀。
Let's see who is guilty.
指名道姓 - I never okay. :)

You're forgiven.
But not forgotten.

Number 600

2011-10-06T22:15:00.003+08:00

早知道　你只是飛鳥
擁抱后　手中只剩下　羽毛
當初你又何必浪費
那么多咖啡和玫瑰　來打扰

我想要　安靜的思考
天平上　讓愛恨不再　動搖
一想你就平衡不了
我關燈還是關不掉　這風暴

心一跳　愛就開始煎熬
每一分　每一秒
火在燒　燒成灰有多好
叫思念　不要吵

我相信我已經快要
快要把你忘掉
跟寂寞　　再和好

得不到　也不要乞討
怎么做　不需要別人
轉告　在陷的太深的海底
我也只剩下我自己能依靠

我相信我已經快要
是真的我快要
快要可以微笑
去面對　下一個　擁抱

Number 599

2011-10-02T23:12:00.002+08:00

撿了一回那刺激浪漫當下的慾望
過了一程那衝動盲目之下的瘋狂
品那些遐想嚐那些火花
然後墜落又墜落
旋轉流離在迷亂的網

走了一趟那絢爛華麗背後的虛假
繞了一圈那短暫快感之後的空盪
享那些愉悅得那些憂傷
重複著彈奏激情的狂想

我要怎麼說我不愛你我要怎麼做才能死心
我們一再一再的證明只有互相傷害的較勁
我要怎麼說我不愛你我要怎麼做你才死心
痛苦不斷不斷的交替還有什麼留情的餘地

擁抱著感受著彼此的呼息聲
隨著浪潮的高低漂浮在那片刻快樂
然後盡情沉淪然後縫補靈魂

sigh.

Number 598

2011-09-28T23:03:00.003+08:00

Dear Time, you think you bird issit? Or you think you bullet train?! Why I sit down here machiam awhile nia then already 11pm?! WHY?! You in a hurry issit? Tak boleh tahan you, know?! I now am a bird okay, I tell you. ANGRY BIRD. Your sincerely, Laoniang.

I wanna go to so many places! All need money one, ALOT of money.

I've been wanting to go to Haw Par Villa since 2 weeks ago! I like this dragon! It was my favourite part of the entire theme park when I was younger. The last time I went there was like 3000 years ago. I hope this dragon is still there, with the Ten Courts of Hell. My favourite part, with the super scary, errie sound effect. I MISS THIS PLACE! I must go when Circle Line completes.

I wanna to the Singapore Mandai Zoo, Jurong Bird Park, Jurong Reptile Park, Underwater World, Butterfly Park & Insect Kingdom and Dolphin Lagoon!

Very kid, I know. Actually all I went already, when I was really a kid.
Except the Butterfly Park and the Dolphin Lagoon.
I really wanna go lah! I dun care!
I long time never go these places liao.

I wanna go back to Universal Studios to scream again.
Craving for another scary round of roller coaster rides.

I haven't cut birthday cake also! :(

Number 597

2011-09-21T03:06:00.003+08:00

Yeay! My 22nd is going to be more exciting than my 21st.
Because I'm going to Universal Studios Singapore with my dearest GINA! ;)
And then I'm going to have BBQ buffet at City Square's Seoul Garden with my dear MINGYAN and SHUYUN, and hopefully GENEVA!

I'll be meeting Gina inside the first cabin of the train at 10am. We last time say wanna meet inside the MRT, in the end we meet 不到 'cause I was at the tail while she was at the head.

I'll be meeting Mingyan at Farrer Park at 6pm, and Shuyun at 6.45pm. Let's hope Geneva can join us. :)

I'll be meeting Michelle when I'm reaching home, for a while.
Must be she wanna give me birthday present!

Busy schedule! But I like.
I know I'll be super tired the next day.
And I am not on leave on the 22nd.
I'll be yawning my mouth wide as a walrus.

Gotta sleep soon! Waking up at 8.30am tomorrow! :)
I'M OLD! :(

Number 596

2011-09-04T18:45:00.012+08:00

I was out with this person, all happy and joyful for the entire day. Both of us.
We tapped our ez-link cards and went into the MRT station. He was sending me home.
The train arrived, and then he shooed me away, asking me to 'just go'.
I cried and hugged him really tight, begging him,"Please don't leave me."
But he pushed me away, and continued to shoo me into the train.
He stood there, staring at me with this stern face.
The train door closed while I was looking back at him tearfully.
He left after the door closed while I was whispering,"Please don't do this to me."
I was seriously hoping that he would turn back and look at me. He didn't.
He ignored how deeply I was hurt, he wanted so much to leave.
And he couldn't care any less. How mean.

I was talking about my dream.

Don't underestimate dreams, they can still make you feel all upset and hurt.
Especially when you've experienced similar scenarios in real life.
The feeling of being unwanted, being abandoned, being ditched by someone you love.
It haunts and FML.

"If I see you on the streets, I'll pretend that I didn't see."

It sucks to be laoniang. :(

Since I'm feeling no-good, I'll laugh at other people to make myself feel better.

Mrbrown is sarcastically humourous. I read his blog again and again, and I'll never get sick of it. "Lian Lian didn't even get 5 marks leh!" LOL.

Not that I'm trying to be mean, I really am not. Because I think it's pretty obvious he will not win this election. Maybe he can try paying the $48k 12 years later, when the newly EP will already be 83 years of age. Plus, he is rich and perhaps by then he would have collected 100000 signatures already. (Has he already? I don't think so. But he decided to run for the PE. 說話不算話 one.)

Since he said that he is a statistician, don't statistics tell that out of the four, he has the least chances of winning? (Actually, it's obvious who will get the $4million annually lah.)(I was hoping for a miracle.) Conceding defeat only after depositing and campaigning (that used up $120k) is like 'you are FUCKING rich'. Supporters and donors' money, mind you. Not everyone is as rich as you okay! You can stay for the rest of your life being unemployed after not being elected, 'cause you made an entrance at your supporter's house (after conceding defeat) in a Jaguar. $48k is like 48 cents to you. For this, I envy you.

*How come I started typing 'he' and ended up typing 'him'?
*But don't bother, carry on.

Good thing this man didn't win. After visiting 3 counting centres then so fast give up, tsk, where is the determination and fighting spirit?! How to lead this small red dot?! Heng ah, I was telling someone,"If TKL wins, I'll chop off my head." 我不打沒把握的戰。LOL.

4.9% of the votes got tmd wasted.
Someone else could have won.
My kind of miracle could have happened, you know?
Damn pissed with this person.
Great, being able to speak all 4 languages.
But greater, having the inability to speak any of the 4 well enough.
At least speak properly in English lah. It's a damage to my ears hearing the boardcast. Then I decided to have selective listening, and finally chose to read the transcript instead.

Another one, even funnier.
Cannot speak mandarin then don't force yourself.
Who say Chinese must speak mandarin one?! Nowadays, everyone english-educated!
It's like if you are constipated, you shouldn't force your shit out. You'll end up hurting your asshole.. AND THE TOILET BOWL. (Sibei crude I know.) Now, even Taiwan also laughing at us. Happy liao lah?! Next time they talk about Singaporeans, they'll not only laugh at our English (like who gives them the right to do so since ours is STILL better than theirs) and now, our Mandarin! But then, don't say them, even I also cannot stop myself from laughing at his Mandarin boardcast. LOL. Now you know why so many Singapore kids' chinese so lousy, that because our ex-Education minister also like that.

So damn funny.

Oi, I must say properly ah.
Not all TANs' chinese also like shit one okay.
My chinese very good one. A1.
My english also not bad one. B3.

I can speak and write proper English.
I can communicate effectively in Mandarin.
My surname is Tan.
I can say a little french, but not understand what I'm saying.

Okay. My mood is good. :)
取笑別人真的會讓人很開心。

I waited for results all the way till 4.30am!
I didn't wait for the results, 'cause I knew who will win.
I was more like waiting for my kind of miracle.
(Darned 0.34%! It's more cb then Potong Pasir's 0.72%!)
Sadly, 人間是沒有奇跡的。
Don't ever believe that The Illusionist James' 人間有奇跡 shit okay.
While waiting, I camwhored with my house fan. HAHA. Was bored can?
I cared about the politics and the President's office.
But time can't be wasted. x=
I needed some entertainment while the CNA was repeating themselves for 5 hours!

Here's one of the many. Cameras can cheat platypus shit!

Recounting has already made me upset 'cause I have to wait even longer. But since it was Doc who requested for it, I am not upset anymore. Besides I was just sitting down waiting, unlike those pitiful counting agents and Doc (who wasn't being very environmental-friendly driving here and there). You know which Doc right? :) The time I got fed up was another person still won. I turned off the telly and headed straight to bed, feeling sore. Chinese nathan, another 6 years of status quo.

I was watching some programmes talking about Doc. It says that he was the one who introduced paying tertiary education school fees using CPF. Then I told my sister,"So he's the one making me pay now." I said it with this frowning look on my face. Then I changed my attitude,"But since it's him, I forgive him 'cause I like him. :)" He sings well, you know?

He understands. HAHA. So cute somemore, just like a grandpapa.
Can he run again 6 years later? =x
For a person like him, I don't mind paying $4million.
But $500k would be better lah.

Seriously, who was the very talented person who says he looks like him. So smart, I like you. Congrats, white cabinet. :) You'll be $24million richer by the end of this 6 years' term. I wish I'm you, I wouldn't mind being booed and jeered on the Nomination Day. Neither will I mind if I'm being reported on Taiwan news about my lousy chinese. It's money in return! LOTS OF MONEY. Call me 'jiat liao bee', say my speech is bullshit - I wouldn't mind at all if I am you.

Live long and prosper!
I mean Singaporeans. Not you.

Oh yea, badmouthing others might be one of the MANY causes that you made a 4.91.
Don't badmouth people, even when it's true.
At least don't do it so openly. It makes you look bad.
EVEN WHEN IT'S REAL.

Birds of a feather flock together.
People all around me don't seem to be happy with the ending.
How come this ending can come out ah? Really T to the max.

PS: Passenger pigeon is so cute. Why extinct?! :(

Number 595

2011-08-25T21:12:00.017+08:00

Hi, I'm currently on two days leave!
I just woke up yesterday feeling tired, and didn't wanna work.
So I applied leave for the subsequent two days.
Maybe great minds, they just think alike.
'Cause I am always applying for leaves on the same days as Desiree!
I asked Vivian before I applied for this. She gave me the nod.
Because she didn't realised that it is gonna be the same day as Desiree.
Then finally, she realised. So in she went to Danelyn's room for a discussion.
HAHA. Then slowly, Danelyn and Vivian called for Christina and Eunice.
Everyone was inside, including Desiree who was in there with Danelyn earlier than any of us.
Eunice opened the door suddenly and told me,"Limin, don't on leave lah!"
Wow, I didn't know I was THIS important. So much that there was a need for department meeting.
I should've applied for Friday and Monday instead!
Anyway, I've exhausted all my leaves that's left for my first year.
Now, it's time to start using up my second year's leave days!
19th to 21st September?
Or, 21st to 23rd September?

I haven't wasted my day being on leave today.
Except that I slept all the way till the afternoon.
I spent fifty minutes watching on Youtube the 'Meeting the Candidates'.
And two hours watching 'TOC Face to Face 2 Part 1 and Part 2'.
And now, reading the 'NAR One-Stop Guide to 2011 Presidential Election'.
When actually, I've long decided who I'm gonna vote for.
I decide my vote by elimination initially. But right now, I've made my choice.
(And I really wish that he'll be the president!)
(Although chances are not as high as the many-endorsed.)

I've learnt many things about our politics from the two elections this year.
It's so interesting. Michelle just thinks that I was too enthusiastic about it.
I wasn't. I was just being concerned about who'll be serving for the next 5 and 6 years.
They need to be worth that HUGE amount of annual salary. Whether they're worth it or not.
I decide. 'Cause I'm one of the many voters.
I just don't wanna waste my chance to vote, and the vote.

Why is everyone staring at me when I'm reading my TODAY on the train?!
I'm not the only one! Well, I might probably the one of the youngest doing that.
I admit that I read the papers just for the elections. And I do speed reading.
I'll read at the lightning speed, and once there're no more articles regarding what I'm concerned of, I'll just flip.
When elections end, I will stop bothering to get a free copy of TODAY anymore.
And the next time I read the papers and watch the news, it'll be 5 years later.
=x Okay, I'm exaggerating by a lot.
Just stop staring at me when I reading my papers on the train.
Especially when I'm on the purple line.

Some comments on the TOC facebook are funny. Singaporeans have this sense of humour.
Mrbrown still, is funny. Especially the one on MOE's 'new grading system for Chinese exams'.

The next time we have both the GE and PE held in the same year, it'll be 30 years later.
'Cause the least common multiple of 5 and 6 is 30.

It's cooling day tomorrow.
Till then..

It's all photos, I can't remember a word.
Maybe when I've recalled some jokes we cracked, I'll share.

12/12/2010 - That's last year! OMG, I'm so backdated. ;)
Our favourite hangout place is always here.

The crazy young ones. I'm getting old! :(

18/12/2010 - Back to the same place.

Wah long fingers!
Then we went to the airport.

Cheated a few people with this hair. They thought I sliced off my long hair. I remember seeing Iris' face. She made me turn around just to confirm if I've really cut this short. Gotcha! :)

The hair is still long and brown. I wanted to dye it black. But it seems a waste of time and money to do so, since it's gonna come brown again when it grows.

But don't my hair looks like it's really much shorter than it really was?! :) I'm so proud. I mean, I was.

24/12/2010 - I think it's still the same place. Buay sian.
Just in case you think it's the same day 'cause of her SAME outfit, it wasn't.
Because mine is different in the photos. x=
I was instructed by her to try finding the best angle to photo her.

Goodness, what kind of nose do I have?! :(

Here's her name on my beautiful watch. Fake bling bling can be chio too.

One more post on December 2010, and I'll be blogging on my 2011!
But not now, 'cause it's gonna be a LOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG post.
It's on my sister's solemnisation.
There're 300 plus photos in my camera!

Bye! :)

Number 594

2011-08-17T22:34:00.002+08:00

Hi, I am an angry bird while commuting. Everyday.
I hate people who walks slower than me.
Laoniang already is THIS slow, nobody should be slower than me.
There's no way you should be slower than me, because..
You are confirm taller than me.
And that means your legs are longer.
And that means you should be able to walk faster.
You are taller, with the longer legs, and you walk slower than laoniang.
You really deserve to die, I tell you.
I hate it when people tmd block my way. especially when I'm in a hurry.
Especially, especially when I'm trying to catch the train. tmd.
You think this is your house corridor issit?
You think the escalator is your bedroom issit?
If you're not in a rush, stay left! Don't tmd block my way.
Else, I'll really feel the urge to push you down all the way.
I swear if it's not a crime to do so, I would've done that to about.. 300 people.
Even if my train is coming in like 3 more minutes, I'll still rush and you're still block my way.
Go die. Really.
If you wanna stay on the right of the escalator, can! Move down, please.
That's for people who MOVE. Not lazy asses like you. You belong to the left.
Okay, you realised that you're blocking and decided to move left, then MOVE IT FAST.
This is not your toilet for you to sway like a slug.
Because if I banged into you while you're slugging, it's not gonna be my fault.
It's your fault and you better don't laoniang catching you diao-ing laoniang, I tell you.

This morning, a slowpoke auntie was walking so ^&%$#@ slowly in front of me.
I accidentally stepped on her ugly, cheapskate slipper. Really, accidentally.
And I intended to apologise, since it was my fault for the accident.
But she diao me. That's when I changed my mind.
After I saw her staring at me, my apologetic look changed into this sibei guailan face.
I swear if I'm that auntie, I'll slap this face upside down. HAHAHA.
I diao back with the guailan face, then I walked away after rolling my eyes at her.
"TMD. Walk so slow until block my way still dare to diao laoniang?! Never die before. Slipper kana stepped only then diao me. Not like I killed your father. Knn."
That was what I was thinking. I know damn vulgar but who ask her to diao me.

I told you I dun like it when people block my way.
That's what you get when you block my way.

Number 593

2011-08-13T00:34:00.006+08:00

Hi, it was a short week. And I'm gonna bore you. HAHA.

I just heard from 93.3FM this morning that.. Yusof Ishak and Benjamin Sheares, they're born on the same day! Both 12th August. What an coincidence.
And through Wikipedia, I found out that our third president was also born in August.
Honestly, I'd always been unable to recall who were our third and fourth.
I was still in my previous life okay! HAHA. But now I know, Devan Nair and Wee Kim Wee.
My favourite was and still is Mr Ong Teng Cheong. But I used to mix him up with our then-PM, current Emeritus Senior Minister when I was 7.
I don't know why, I must have been blind and dumb. =x Maybe 'cause their hairstyles were similar.
When I was much younger, I only knew 4 politcians of SG.
Mr Harry Lee, Mr Lee Hsien Loong, Mr Goh Chok Tong and Mr Ong Teng Cheong.
I didn't know what they do. I only knew that they were famous, not that celebrity kind of famous.
Right now, I am proud to say that at least.. I know more than 4. HAHAHA.
Like about the 6 presidents, the few current and former MPs of the few GRCs and 1 Hougang SMC, some ministers, and the few Presidential Hopefuls.
Speaking of presidential, all hopefuls' surnames are TAN.
Don't play with the 5th most common chinese surname. :)
So many TANs all around and we're still ranked 5th.
The LIs must be EVERYWHERE, since they're 1st!

Besides turning blue, I found out another new thing about the RED Swastika School.
After having 60 years of male principals, a missus took over this year.
They're serving shorter and shorter years. The pioneer seemed to be able to last forever. Then the successors.. Forget it. Let the figures tell.
1st: 1951 to 1981. This must have been my dad's time.
2nd: 1982 to 1994. And this was my sister's time.
3rd: 1994 to 2001. Still my sister's, then it became mine. It was 50 years old.
4th: 2002 to 2008. Then here comes Ahtan after I left for 2 years.
5th: 2008 to 2010. That's right, still the small Tan there.
Now, we have Mrs Jenny Leong. Ahtan should her the best. But he don't.

l1m1n: Ahtan! You know who's Jenny Leong?!
Jiahui: Huh?
l1m1n: How can you not know Jenny Leong?!
Jiahui: Who?!
l1m1n: Do you know that RSS now has a female principal?
Jiahui: What?!
l1m1n: Yeah! Jenny Leong! And wasn't she YOUR vice principal?!
Jiahui: Oh yea.
l1m1n: Remember liao huh, Jenny Leong? Was she good? She's a nice person?
Jiahui: Yea *and continue watching his youtube*
If you ask me, I have to admit that I really don't remember the NAMES of my vice principals. They kept changing. But I remember how some of them looked like, 3 to be exact.

l1m1n: Ahtan! What's your principal's name? *now talking about his secondary*
Jiahui: Er..
l1m1n: You don't know?! You know your principal is a lady anot?
Jiahui: Yea, I know.
l1m1n: Your principal everyday stay in general office, never come out one ah?
Jiahui: No.
l1m1n: Then?
Jiahui: Everyday before singing mari kita.
l1m1n: Then lidat you still dare to duno her name?! I must go to your school and tell her about it. I must call or email her to not let you have too many school holidays. Holiday until principal's name also duno. AIYOYO!
Jiahui: Are you kidding?
l1m1n: No.
Then he started whining.

The email shoud go:

"Dear Principal,

Firstly, I would like to explain why wasn't I able to address you formally by your name. It was because my brother, who is currently a student in your school, wasn't able to tell me what your name is. And I don't want to cheat by googling, that explains why I addressed you as 'Prinicpal' instead.

It's quite a shock to realise that this brother of mine doesn't know what your name is even after schooling there for 20 months. It's even more shocking to know that he sees you every morning and still not know your name. There are only 2 possiblities:-
1) You've been giving your students too many school holidays. So many that your students don't give a damn about you and your staffs.
2) He seriously needs special attention as his memory is horrendous.
Although the 2nd point makes some sense, he's my brother afterall. I wouldn't want people to give him unnecessary attention to his lousy memory. Therefore, I suggest that you stop giving your students excess irrelevant school and public holidays. It will only do them good, and no harm.

Also, give them a chance to have pre or post National Day celebrations.
It's really important.

Hereby wishing you a very happy National Day and have a nice day.

Yours sincerely,
(signature)"

Letter writing skills still not thatttt bad. =x

His dearest first choice school, this a-block-away-from-us school, doesn't celebrate National Day. He gets a holiday on the 8th when all other schools' students were singing 'In A Heartbeat', 'Home', 'We Are Singapore', 'Chan Mali Chan', 'One People One Nation One Singapore', 'Five Stars Arising', 'Home' again and still 'Home' in their school halls.
And because I was on leave that day, I saw him staying up super late with me.
l1m1n: Jiahui, you no school tomorrow huh?
Jiahui: No.
l1m1n: Your school never celebrate National Day one meh? Never sing song one?!
Jiahui: No.
l1m1n: Your school so not patriotic one. Luckily I last time never choose your school.
Perhaps they're going to have a post National Day celebration in school.
NO WAY. He's still on holiday on the 10th.
l1m1n: No school again? *I had totally forgotten about this thing called 'school holiday'*
Jiahui: Yea.
l1m1n: Your school has no pre or post celebration one?!
Jiahui: No.
I shouldn't have helped him fill up his first choice with that school.
I should've made him my junior. HAHAH.
The students from this school gets more holidays than any other schools.
I just think so. HAHAHA.
What so tough about studying that they deserve so many holidays anyway?!
One holiday the primary school kids don't deserve is YOUTH DAY because they're just kids. Stay home to celebrate your Children's Day on 1st October ONLY. Even when you're 12, you're still not a teen 'cause you're TWELVE. Just because they're kids doesn't mean that they need more holidays for them to play. They should work more since they're young and full of energy.
Give it to the poly students! They should get the Youth Day holiday. Because majority of them are teens, that's what youths are. BE FAIR TO THEM, please. They're of the same age as JC students, so if JC students get the holiday, poly students should too!

I laughed at my brother for not knowing his principal's name.
But actually..
l1m1n: I remember my primary school's and my secondary school's ones. *then I started chanting the 2 names* But..
Jiahui: What?
l1m1n: I don't know my poly's principal's name. It's not that I don't remember. I don't even know it in the first place. And I've only seen him once or twice, if he appeared during the Graduation Ceremony 2009 and 2010. Or maybe he walked pass and I don't realise. 'Cause I dun even know how he look like.
Jiahui: Aiyo. Still dare to say me!
l1m1n: BUT it's understandable because the poly is BIG and your school is small. So.. I still can laugh at you for not knowing your principal's name! HAHAHAH.
I don't even who was the woman on the stage who gave me my red EMPTY file during Graduation. Who is she?

Okay, google told me she is the Director and deputy principal of ENG.
Oh. Then who is the Principal of ENG?! Sibei confusing. Got such person anot, in the first place?

I always end up typing nonsense. I need a cure for this.

我們都傻？No, we're not.
It's just me, because

'if only tears were laughter'

Number 592

2011-08-08T15:21:00.003+08:00

I used to think one day we'd tell the story of us,
How we met and the sparks flew instantly,
People would say, "They're the lucky ones."
I used to know my place was a spot next to you,
Now I'm searching the room for an empty seat,
'Cause lately I don't even know what page you're on.

Oh, a simple complication,
Miscommunications lead to fall-out.
So many things that I wish you knew,
So many walls that I can't break through.

Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room and we're not speaking,
And I'm dying to know is it killing you like it's killing me, yeah?
I don't know what to say, since the twist of fate when it all broke down,
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now.

Next chapter.

How'd we end up this way?
See me nervously pulling at my clothes and trying to look busy,
And you're doing your best to avoid me.
I'm starting to think one day I'll tell the story of us,
How I was losing my mind when I saw you here,
But you held your pride like you should've held me.

Oh, I'm scared to see the ending,
Why are we pretending this is nothing?
I'd tell you I miss you but I don't know how,
I've never heard silence quite this loud.

Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room and we're not speaking,
And I'm dying to know is it killing you like it's killing me, yeah?
I don't know what to say, since the twist of fate when it all broke down,
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now.

This is looking like a contest,
Of who can act like they care less,
But I liked it better when you were on my side.
The battle's in your hands now,
But I would lay my armor down
If you said you'd rather love than fight.
So many things that you wished I knew,
But the story of us might be ending soon.

Now I'm standing alone in a crowded room and we're not speaking,
And I'm dying to know is it killing you like it's killing me, yeah?
I don't know what to say, since the twist of fate when it all broke down,
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now, now, now.
And we're not speaking,
And I'm dying to know is it killing you like it's killing me, yeah?
I don't know what to say, since the twist of fate 'cause we're going down,
And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now.

The end.

Number 591

2011-08-08T00:25:00.009+08:00

Hello world! I'll be on leave tomorrow so why not try for a new update?! :)
I have this feeling that I'll super busy when I'm back on Wednesday.
The invoices awaiting to be prepared..
The filing awaiting to be sorted..
The report awaiting to be checked..
Oh am gee.

But forget about it about just one day.
'Cause laoniang on leave!
I filled up this leave form since last December.
And I've already planned when is my next one, although I can't remember it now.
I'll know it once I look at my calendar!
Haven't decided how many days to on for my birthday though.
I don't wanna work on my birthday.
My lunar birthday is on the 22nd of the lunar August, which is 19th September.
(Gina, yours is 21st lunar August.)
And my actual birthday is on the 21st September.
Should I just apply leave for the entire week?! But, do what?! I duno.
I have so many leave days, can I just trade it for money?
Last year's leaves still left 2 days, this year's have 14 shial!
How to finish up?

Dad: Limin, tomorrow you no school meh?
l1m1n: On leave.
Dad: Wah, you on leave not very rugi meh tomorrow? Half day only right?
l1m1n: Whole day.
Dad: Oh your school there full day one ah? I thought your school only half day.
Don't ask me why I never correct about the 'school'. I've been correcting him since I started working like 2 years ago? And he can't change his habit of asking about me having or not having to go school. Everytime when I stays up late, he'll ask,"Ay, tomorrow no school ah?" Just like how I treat my brother, whenever I see Jiahui still watching telly or playing the desktop at midnight, I'll just ask,"How come you haven't sleep yet? No school ah tomorrow!? What occasion? Everytime no school." Seriously, tomorrow he also no school. WHY? Isn't he supposed to report to school and sing the ~~lovely~~ new 'In a Heartbeat' and those classic old National Day songs in his school hall - It has always, I mean ALWAYS, been a must! One of my favourite classic was and still is 'We Are Singapore'. And my favourite part of this song is the singing of the Singapore National Pledge. And my favourite part of the pledge is 'to build a democratic society based on justice and equality so as to achieve happiness, prosperity and progress for our nation.' I don't know why, but I like that part. And my favourite days were Tuesdays and Thursdays during primary school days, because these two days were the days which we get to recite the mandarin version of the pledge! Haven't recited the mandarin one since I left my Red Swastika School, but I still got it up here in my mind.

Speaking of Red Swastika School, isn't it supposed to be RED 'cause it's named RED Swastika School?! The last last last time I studied there like 10 years ago, it was red. The last last time I stepped in like 2 years ago, it was still red. But the last time I saw it like 1 week ago, IT TURNED BLUE. (Actually I already know they painted it blue for quite awhile.) Why must you turn it BLUE?! It doesn't match its name anymore. It had been red for decades, DECADES! Probably 2 decades, I don't know but it should remain RED forever if you ask me. Why change the colour of my alma mater?! :(

Dad loves making bread.

This pair was my favourite. Cheesed egg with mayo. :)

Beancurd tart from my super, Desiree! :)

I haven't been eating this for quite long liao. Must eat it when I return to office on Wednesday! With lots of chilli, shiok ah!

Joanne give one, very yummy! I like the peanut.

Thanks to Eunice for the dabao-ing! :)

From 大姐大！Actually 大姐大 only 20 years old, but she everytime come to work will wear sunglasses, then she take it off machiam 大姐大 so we called her 大姐大 =x. And she very mature one. It was her last day, and I went out to give her a toblerone. You know what she did? Normally, people will just say thanks and smile until very happy, 'cause who can resist a toblerone?! She reached out her right hand, wanting to give me a handshake! Damn cool also her face. HAHA.

Stop looking at me, idiot.
Had I posted this before? Can't really remember.

Goodbye world!

Number 590

2011-07-30T23:42:00.002+08:00

BOO! In eighteen minutes' time, it will be lunar ghost month 2011!
I very kiaaaaaa! You know right, I scared of ghost. HAHA.
Today I received my sister's message, and I thought she wrote,"Mum asked you not to come home tonight cos 7th month already."
I got the shock of my life. Then when I read the text the 2nd time, it was actually,"Mum asked you to come home early tonight cos 7th month already."
Wah lao, big difference. HAHA.
The other day, I was watching 'My Ex' in the middle of the night.
I watched all the way until the 72th minute, a pop-out message told me to wait for another 72 minutes before I can continue watching 'cause I've exceeded the daily limit. I damn dulan. LAONIANG WUNT WAIT, I TELL YOU.
Until now, I haven't complete the movie. That bloody movie stopped at the MOST critical part. The ghost was JUST about to attack that guy leh!

Haven't been blogging so often these days, but then again..
Am already considered the most consistent bloggers among F609 girls.
I gave up on clicking on their links already.. Always lead to disappointment one.
HAHA. Just realised that I've only blogged once in July.
So before Yiwen's birthday month approaches, I snatched the desktop from Jiahui and posted.
Nahhh lah, it wasn't 'snatching' actually.
He wanted to watch the telly, I'd just made him log off his account 30 minutes earlier!
My pinkie netbook is on service, so he gotta bear with me and I gotta bear with this.
I very scared leh everytime use the desktop, I duno when it will crash. HAHA.
It's kind of vulnerable. Can't really multi-task, else it'll get 發脾氣 and give me blue face. tmdddddd. Very 大牌 right?!

There were two terrapins in my house since fourteen years ago.
Now, there's only one. :( 'Cause one of them died.
Although I don't really bother about them, but whenever I brush my teeth, I'll look at them.
And I look at them at least twice a day, because I brush my teeth twice a day! =x
I'm so used to seeing two shells inside the tank moving around. Now, no more man.
I've always preferred one to another. I really don't really like Gao, 'cause it bites Kuan.
(I named the smaller yet taller shelled as Gao.)高。
(And another one which is shorter and yet bigger in size as Kuan.)宽。
This 死 Gao really very daring. TALL BIG DEAL AH?! How dare you bite Kuan's tail?!
tmd stupid turtle. I dunnnnn like you. You this murderer!
Mum told Jiahui that Kuan wasn't moving that morning, then she went out to bury it.
I duno where but THAT'S what she told him, and that's what he told me.
Then after a few days, Chen Ahtan (that's my brother) told me,"Mum said that its tail long term kana bitten by another one, then got infection."
(okay lah, he say until ji dey ji dey not so much info but I got what he was trying to say)
If I never remember wrongly, I think even Jiahui also have to call them 哥哥姐姐 'cause they came into the family earlier than he did!
They're like his 長輩s leh!
Now everytime brush teeth, everytime bathe finish come out only will see this stupid murderer down there inside the tank, I really buay song.
Bite lah, go bite! You killed your companion of 14 years and now, you're ALL ALONE!
OBI QUACK.

I was whatsapp-ing Gina. She was talking something about Guanhui.
BUT THEN she forgot his name. So she typed 'Belvun's friend'.
HAHAHHA! Forget Guanhui's name still okay, she even spelt 'Belvin' wrongly.
Then she told me that she forget Guanhui's father and mother's names also.
'Cause we used to tell him,"I remember your father's name and mother's name."
Now, after 2 years, I also forget liao shial.
But never mind, blog posts helps. I know liao. HAHA.
I spent time to search it out one. x=

I still wanna know how Xiaoqing look like.

Number 589

2011-07-17T17:38:00.000+08:00

i miss you.

拚命的奢望悶壞的胸口讓我想大聲的吶喊
我努力不放你冷淡你讓分手就這樣
我連做夢也感覺受傷

一年過了還是一天計算著慌張
計程車上的音響我們最愛的情歌
這一刻卻重重擊破思念的心臟

夜深了我怎麼辦寂寞了誰在身旁
心情變得好復雜想她念她恨她

一個人你害怕嗎細數過漫天星光
說好永遠不分開多假多假多假

讓記憶長出翅膀飛翔
心放空了寂寞好了

堅強外表下我脆弱情人節開始失常
別人慶祝我卻很失落
秋天過了冬天漫長
關於愛感傷

我們天真的勇敢我們追求的夢想
捨不得也隻能收藏旅行的時光

夜深了我怎麼辦寂寞了誰在身旁
心情變得好復雜想她念她恨她

一個人你害怕嗎細數過漫天星光
說好永遠不分開多假多假多假

讓記憶長出翅膀飛翔
心放空了寂寞好了

寂寞感冒全都可以好的
愛多甜傷多痛都釋放

夜深了我怎麼辦寂寞了誰在身旁
心情變得好復雜想她念她恨她

一個人你害怕嗎細數過漫天星光

i really miss you.
i must be crazy.

bye.

Number 588

2011-06-27T20:42:00.000+08:00

What's the point of spraying so much perfume to make yourself smell so nice, when you're a smoker? You'll still stink, no matter what - Because you smoke. You're not only wasting your money on cigarettes, you're also wasting your money on perfume. Save it. If you smoke, you're smoking your life away. And, you're killing your loved ones beside you. Secondhand smokers die faster. You're a murderer, and committing slow suicide. Policemen. Should. Arrest. You.

Oops. 言重了。But seriously, why would you wanna put so much tar in your lungs?
And you shouldn't force tar down people's lungs.

tmd neighbour is smoking. i feel like stuffing cigarettes into his eye sockets, and making him drink cigarette juice. tmdddddd. he can smoke, but not if he's affecting me with his smoking habits.

Smoke lah, smoke. No one can stop you from committing suicide, in the hardest way.
BUT you don't go around inhaling your mainstream smoke, and cause everyone to inhale the sidestream smoke that you exhale. Damn cb, I tell you.

You die alone can liao, don't drag others with you.
Smokers should dress like astronauts so that they can inhale what they exhale, and die alone.

I'm not against smokers, I'm just against smokers who don't consider the feelings of non-smokers. Like my neighbour..'s son.

Which idiot invented cigarettes anyway?
Cigarettes should be banned, like opium.

Every cigarette is doing you damage.

If you've already quit, good for you :)!

Number 587

2011-06-23T22:38:00.004+08:00

Sometimes when you hear a song that was being played randomly somewhere, you'll only give yourself a mental shoutout,"Fuck, I hate this song." And you hate it not because it sounds awful (it might be a very nice song in fact), but because it reminds you of something you do not wish to remember, or perhaps something you're dying to forget.

This used to be my favourite song.
This song, is really nice. It's a pity to remove it from my playlist.
But, I don't wanna hear this song. I always can't help but click 'Next'.
It was all after September during the zero-eight.

I don't know any of the TANs, how am I supposed to decide who?
Goodnight. I wanna buy a pink colour magazine holder.
What kind of ~~mother~~ human would microwave a baby to death?!
What kind of human would roast a cute puppy alive?!
What kind of world is this?
So many billionaire in this world, when can I be one?
I wanna be a billionaire sooooooo tmd bad.

Number 586

2011-06-05T21:03:00.000+08:00

kukumalu, it's monday tomorrow. :(

13th November 2010 - Impromptu karaoke session at Michelle's house.
We were planning to shop town, then changed to Tampines, and finally forget it.

Cute right? This belongs to the 12 year old LAO bitch of Michelle's. Her snack.

Superstar lah shial, no one was singing. Both of us were talking while the music was still going on. GOT GHOST!

Love this from Kim Gary. :)

22nd November 2010 - Accounts' moving; Just kidding.
Packed like a dawg with Angie, because we were making new homes for the files.
(in other words, new cupboard - in case you dun understand)

I didn't know that I had filed SO many documents for the past 1 years minus!
Two words for myself - 佩服﹐and a pat on my own back. HAHA.
I slogged my life to file all these pieces okay.
One day never file, I'm deadly dead for the next day.

Don't judge this by its appearance. There's like 2 more layers of these behind, hidden. I name it 'The Great Wall'.

I can very 大膽地 say that I filed 89.5644% of everything.

We were running out of spaces to neatly hide our files!

Angie tape boxes machiam she manufacture masking tape one. She tape tape tape very happily until my masking tape no more. Then we bobian, have to stack these boxes on top and remember NEVER to let anyone lift them just like that. Inside these carton boxes still have ALOT files. Again, all I file one. Pack until wanna die. If Vivian never key in so many, I dun have to file so many, then we dun have to pack so many! Tired die us.

I don't remember what Angie and I were talking about while we were packing.
But I remember that we packed until very happy, 'cause we were laughing like hyenas.
It's probably some nonsensical things that only the both of us would understand. x=
I realised we like, no, we LOVE to talk. NON STOP.

I found one thing common between the two of us.
We both are still using the green, squirrel, childish kind of POSB bank book.
And we don't update our bank book in the banks 'cause they'll change our bank books!
The both of us feel SUPER proud to own this kind of old school bank book.
We thought no one has it except ourselves.
Now, we found companion! :) You wunt understand this kind of joy one lah!

Angie hates this particular angmoh teacher. I can't tell you his name.
He came in and asked something like..
ALC: Excuse me, is this the place to collect textbooks?
Angie: Huh? Textbooks? I don't think so.
ALC: Then do you know where should I go instead?
Angie: *turned to me and I signalled 'library'* Err, you can try the library.
ALC: Oh I just came from there, are you sure it's that place?
Angie: I'm not sure, you can try.
ALC: Okay, thanks. Although I don't think it's there.. *he faded out*
After he went out, Angie buay song.
Angie: Don't believe me then don't ask me mah. 雞蛋糕﹐王八蛋。
LOL. We hate to be doubted. From then on, whenever I see that teacher walk pass, I'll tell her,"Your 王八蛋 come liao." =x Then she'll 翻白眼 and say,"I dun care, I dun wanna see him."

Actually we can be nice, we ARE normally nice people.
Sometimes, we treat CERTAIN people not-so-nicely because of several reasons.
1) We give you sweet but you returned us shit.
2) You gave us shit on the very first impression.
3) Your shit brought troubles to us.
4) You don't clean your shit after you've shitted.
5) LAONIANG JUST DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE.

Like for me, people like LBP, JL, SP and KAREN pisses me off.
(urgh, it's such a bother to not post their freaking names!)
Teachers, they are. But irritating bunch. I thought teachers are nice and NICE.

LBP - Everytime come in and speak in his %^$(%W# kind of language unclearly. Wanna claim something also cannot wait one. See people busy have no time to niao him, he still buay zidong neg neg stand there, wait for cows to come home. HE THINK HE SUPER MODEL STAND THERE LIKE NOT EYESORE ISSIT?! Then while you're finding his slip, he'll keep niam geng say,"I passed it to you two days ago." Yeah, GOT IT - Do you wanna report the time you passed it down?! Give us time to search can? And if tell him that it's not ready, he'll machiam ahlong.

JL - Come in always take medical claim form BUT it seems his brain has too much fats that he can NEVER remember which tray to get the claim forms from. He takes at least one form per month. Think what? Time of the month issit? Claim forms' position at the 3rd tray has never changed, since 3000 days ago. He needs pig brains to 以型補型。Tell him 3RD TRAY already, he also don't know how to count 123. What kind of teacher is this? I feel sad for his students. If my teacher is just like him, I'll definitely fail the subject - I need to like my teachers before I can pay attention in class. Which is why I failed physics so terribly. (I loved my math one, but HATE the subject.)

SP - He thinks markers free one. (I think I complain alot times liao) Other people take marker REFILLS, he also come in,"Can I have 3 markers?" TMD NO. Markers need money one okay. You take 3 markers every month, you think this is a monthly thing huh? Tell him three hundred times liao, REUSE MARKERS - He everytime 跟我來一個 I LOST MY MARKERS. Will you lose your brain? Okay lah, let's be reasonable. Lost markers once or twice is okay de, really. But lose them the 3rd time, maybe it's time to 反省。'Cause it's either due to your absent-mindedness, or that people hates you so much, they wanna throw away your things. Either way, you still have a problem. He stopped asking for markers though, and that was what had happened..
SP: Can I have markers? *knn, again*
l1m1n: Markers? Or marker refills?
SP: Markers. 1 of each colour.
l1m1n: Don't you have your markers?
SP: What?
l1m1n: What happened to your markers?
SP: Oh I lost them.
l1m1n: You LOST them? *diao him*
SP: Yea, I lost them. *gave me this cb face*
l1m1n: Chh.. You're SUPPOSED to take good care of YOUR markers.
Then I slammed the markers on the table, and totally ignored him.
From then no, he's out of my sight! :) Congratulations, Accounts.
One marker not cheap okay.

KAREN - I dun care, I'm gonna just announce her bloody name 'cause she is GONE! This chicken backside damn seebee. She has this attitude that makes people wanna send her flying. She lost her thumbdrive and came to me to blabber a whole lot explaining what happened and what she would do after that. Although she was speaking very quickly (I duno what's her rush, maybe in a rush to reincarnate), but I understood what her rubbish was about. But I had this habit of saying 'huh' no matter I heard you or not. I do it to everyone - Even to the boss. This tmd looked at me and said,"Why? You slow huh, up here?" KNN. 死八婆！If I don't curse you upside down, my surname not TAN!

The other time when she wanted some coloured papers..
Karen: Where can I get coloured papers?
l1m1n: Outside.
Karen: Outside? They told me to come in.
l1m1n: The papers are outside.
Karen: Well, they told me to come in and ask YOU. You should try to communicate more effectively with your department.
l1m1n: They're NOT my department. *Guess she was too blind to notice the 'Accounts Department'?*
Alright, I helped her to get it from OUTSIDE MY department.
The ream was totally new, not even opened. She just wanted 20 pieces?
So being the nice me, I helped her open up the ream and wanted to take them out for her.
Karen: Oi, be more gentle leh! Later paper crumpled then not nice already! You're a girl leh, be more gentle!
TAMADE. Doesn't she knows that taking pieces of papers from a new ream requires force?! She needs some lessons in life.
Karen: Be careful ah, dun paper cut my beautiful face.
Someone, please elbow her for me! PLEASE! Beautiful, my foot.
Karen: Okay lah, a little crumpled. Tsk, you lah! So rough.
WTF LAONIANG VERY GENTLE LIAO OKAY.
I wished that she fell down from the stairs that day, and crumpled her papers MORE.

Another time when she wanted pencil lead..
Karen: Do you have pencil leads? *she took twice already, maybe she eats them*
Karen: Ay, your pencil leads' quality very poor. Can change anot? I write liao keep breaking. That's why you see I'm here to get it again! And can you buy 2B? This shade is so light!
IT WAS 2B ALL ALONG, YOU COCK EYE ISSIT?
Karen: Then I think you better buy 4B. The price is the same?
l1m1n: The price is the same meh?!
Karen: I'm asking you, why are you asking me? You're the one in charge of all these!
Good, you know I'm in charge then I order whatever I want. I can even tell you I DON'T HAVE PENCIL LEADS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME.
Karen: Change the brand lah, this is really bad.
l1m1n: It seems you're the only one with this problem. Everyone uses the same thing, but you're the onlyyyyyyy one complaining.
Karen: No, really. It keeps breaking.
FORGET IT, LAONIANG NO TIME TO ARGUE WITH BITCHES.
But okay, I forgive and forget - Since I ranted, and I'll never see you again!
Nobody likes her, seriously. I'm not the only talking about this b. Everyone has issues with her.

Eh one more also damn irritating.
Always come in and complain my pens leak ink.
Then complain say my pens not good, must change.
SO MANY people use my pens, SO MANY people NEVER complain. ONLY YOU.
One month duno wanna come in complain how many times.
You might as well bring your own pencil case.
"Everyone use the same pen as you, only you complain, only you have this problem. TSK." - That was of normal sound level.
"You go buy your own pens yourself lah. Idiot." - Then I whispered.
HAHA.

Sian one.
Those that I like, seldom come and take stationery.
Those that are so irritating, ALWAYS appear in front of me.
Even when laoniang is eating, or on the way to toilet. WTH.
So many people leave, how come the irritating ones are still here?
I dun get itttttt. Where my lovable ones go!

Why does eyecandy has to leave? :(
I should have just agreed to go to his house for his halloween party.
He bubbly shouted my name and happily skipped to me to invite me.
Quick: Limin! ... Would you like to come to my halloween party, at my house?
I didn't answered, because I was staring at him. HAHA.
Quick: You can get your friends to come. All of them can come. *drew circles*
l1m1n: Where's your house?
Quick: It's at *duno where*. It's just opposite *somewhere*.
l1m1n: Oh.. I don't want.
Quick: You don't want? Alright.
What had I just done? HAHAHA.

After the halloween weekend, he came to collect his cheque.
l1m1n: So how was your party?
Quick: Great! Why didn't you wanna come?
l1m1n: I don't like parties.
I was chatting happily with Candy until AUNTIE came in asking,"WHERE! WHERE! WHERE!"
=.= She was looking for her documents that was obviously lying on the table.
She made me went up to HER document and pass them right into her hands.
HER OWN DOCUMENT SHE ALSO CANNOT RECOGNISE?!
tmd. Spoil my moment of chats with eyecandy.
He went out. I could've chatted more with him.
I HATE HER for doing this.

LOL, just kidding..
But seriously.

I wasn't the only one who thinks eyecandy is handsome okay.
Vivian thinks so too. She's mad.
She was doing her work, and suddenly she said,"TSK."
Then when I turned to look at her, I saw her flipping her hair.
And she said,"Matthew 實在帥 ah!"
SIAO ONE. LOL.
I only say he handsome after I saw him.
Vivian is like do work halfway then,"Matthew 實在帥 ah!"
So funny! HAHAHAH.

He is 風雲人物。

Some pink treats after sloggggg. :)

29th November 2010 - IT Fair, I think. I wanted a netbook.
Went with Mingyan, 'cause she seems like an expert. ;)

We went early in the late morning at 11am.. bah.
LOL, too long liao. I can't remember.

We went to the flea market before entering the crowd at the IT fair.
We machiam 逛花園 like that, walk walk walk but never stop to even touch the things.
所謂「路邊的野花﹐你不要採。」

I was at the Acer booth, with this promoter.
He was promoting Aspire One Happy.
After he stopped talking, I looked at him and wanted to start saying something.
Then he said,"Got pink anot issit?! Have.. There."
I was like,"HOW YOU KNOW?! OH MY TIANNNNN."
And he replied,"I look at your pattern, I already know you like pink!"
Smart eh. ;)

GPS booth told everyone that,"If you're lost, don't worry - Just get GPS."
Something like that, I think.
Oh, that was when I went with Geneva. x=

I can't remember a single thing.
We went Kim Gary for luncher, which is lunch + dinner.
Mingyan order this duno what Japanese curry rice or what.
And she was complaining throughout the makan session - TOOOOO SPICY, TOOOOO HOTTT!
To the extent that she ordered another cup of drink.
LOL. Last time in DIC drink a little bit lemon juice nia then her face twisted.
Now eat abit curry only then machiam kana burnt. She really drama.
HAHA. She very 適合平平淡淡的人生。

I suspected that the two guys sitting at the table next to us were eavesdropping.

HAWT PINK CHIO!

Vivian was complaining to me about overpopulation in Singapore while waiting for Evangeline to come down, because she went to the IT fair too. 肚子醬大粒 still there to go there squeeze with so many people. This 大肚婆幾夠力一下﹐兩下﹐三百下！Her husband was afraid of losing his way, he went to look at the GPS. x=

And honestly, Singapore 醬小粒﹐I don't know where all these people come from one.
Trains are overcrowded, buses are too. EVERYWHERE.

Shit - My posts are getting boring! :(
'Cause I typed until very sian, I can't remember the whole thing.
I can only recall bits and pieces, which doesn't form a whole story.
I swear the entire story is funny. I KNOW IT!

Just being a little random.. My sister critised my nails. She said that they look so small and short!

I wanted to blog December. But then again. FORGET IT.

Number 585

2011-06-01T22:38:00.003+08:00

Urgh, I want to hibernate like a bear, snake, and hamster!

I NEED MY SLEEP!
I WANT MY BED!
I'm awake at home for a maximum of only 3 hours.

FML.

Number 584

2011-05-29T22:14:00.017+08:00

Haven't been blogging since polling day! Due to massive devastation.. NAH! Just kidding.

I was just feeling lazy initially, and was ridiculously busy after that. :)

Backlogs and backlogs, all waiting for me to publish; If I ever remember all of them.

First thing first - Accounts' cute, lovable money plant!

Just a year ago, it was this short.

And now, it is THIS long. All stretched out to my corner!

Very touching one, you know? Machiam a mother watching her kids grow up, I watched this plant grow from here to there! Vivian confirm more touched, I think she see this plant from in the soil until now. HAHAHAH.

Same goes to the condo building beside the Kovan station.
When I came on my first day of work, there's only Kovan Melody. Then opposite got fences to prevent us from stepping in, because they were preparing to START building something. But now, Kovan Residences suddenly look EXACTLY like its brother - Kovan Melody. They look like twins now! Really. I duno issit I took long never look up to see how the almost-completed condo look like - But the other day when I was walking out to the station, THESE TWO MACHIAM COPY PASTE.

I need to pay attention to my surroundings from now on. :)
I kept telling Vivian and everyone else that 頂樓 of Block 7 Kovan Residences is MINE. Then after that I realised that Blk 7 not very good, 'cause in the morning and evening will have sunlight shine in - It'll be damn hot and stuffy inside. So I decided to change my target block. Until now, I FORGOT WHAT BLOCK I TARGETED. I even told Vivian that I'll invite her on my housewarming day. HAHAHA.

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I forgot..

2010's September birthday party.

Several of us had a meeting all the way until 5.30pm. But party starts at 5pm! :(
Vivian was on my right and Geneva was on my right.
Vivian kept turning to me and say,"I'm hungry already."
Then I told her,"I also leh! My birthday month leh! I wanna cut cake!"
Actually cutting the cake is not the main point, I just wanna eat.
And I wanna get out of the meeting, it's none of my business!
Meetings are never my business; I can't be a secretary. I hate minutes.
Because I'm always stoning; I'll only wake up when I think they're talking about my business.
Why waste brain cells on other people's business!

Okay. Anyway, the presenter (I dun wanna say who) neg neg dun wanna end.
I told Geneva,"5pm liao leh. I wanna cut cake!"
And she said with this sianed hungry face,"I also!"
Both of us born in September leh. We wanna cut cake! x=
So we messaged Sinyee, who wasn't involved in this ~~meaningless~~ meeting.
We told her to save some cake for the both of us, 'cause we really wanna eat the cake. HAHAHA.

But actually when the meeting ended at 5.30pm, party also haven start. x=
We kancheong for nothing.

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According to my camera..

19th November 2010.
(Where did I go for the entire month of October shial?!)

Geneva really cannot take photo. x= So blur one.

And I forgot why was I so free to take so many photos - All alone.
Quality of photos gone bad after publishing to blogger.
BUT I DUN CARE.

Set off to MUSTAFA after work,'cause Geneva wanna get some perfume CHEAP.
We laughed like crazy frogs on the way.
No intention of offending anyone of this race, though. :)
The both of us didn't know the way from the station to Mustafa.
Geneva: Do you know how to walk to Mustafa?
l1m1n: Of course not! HAHA. Just take a deep breath and follow the smell~
*Yes, I imitated the indian accent - Silently.
*I don't want any indians to feel offended. :)

I really cannot talk when I am on my way to Mustafa.
I also really cannot talk when I'm inside Mustafa.
Because I'll have this super strong urge to speak indian accents!
I not purposely one, I cannot control myself. x=
That's why I shut up.

I think Geneva's sense of smell is terrible.
I passed her this perfume in which I thought it smelt not that bad.
And she smell for the first time - She cannot smell anything.
Then she took a SUPER DUPER UPER deep breath, just to smell it.
SHE THINK SHE VACUUM CLEANER ISSIT?!
She's one brave one.

Initially, I can still differentiate all those perfumes' smells.
But after times passes, EVERYTHING SMELL THE SAME TO ME.
They don't provide coffee beans for me to sniff in.
I'd almost died, I started sneezing. The mixture of all perfumes and scents, really amazing.
For every breath that I took, a part of me just died - That's what I told Geneva.
HAHAHA. 'Cause really, I cannot tahan the strong scent of perfume smells.
Super overwhelming. Oh my poor lungs. It's not about the people, it's about the perfumes.. majorly.

Okay. Survived and escaped to City Square Mall McDonald's!

Don't ask me what we talked about. I forgot, I tell you! We sat for a lonnnnnng time, though. I've lost my memory.

20th November 2010.

Busy at work. Was it a Saturday?

Angie's so sweet and cute. She gave me SO MANY invoices to check. Since she wasn't there with me at work on this very Saturday, she decided to give me so many invoices to keep me company. So adorable right, her?! HAHAHA.

I think there was about 40, or 38. Nahhh important lah. I did all other work all the way until 1.38pm before I start checking any of her invoices. Don't ask me how come I remember the timing so clearly - I also duno why, I don't even know whether I'm correct anot?! I only remember that Sinyee came to chit chat with me 'cause she not busy.

It took me 30 minutes to check finish ALL the 40 or 38 invoices. Speed of light. And then I pit piak, all put on Vivian's table NEATLY.

You know what? It turned out that out of 40 or 38 invoices, got about 5 invoices sala. HAHAHAHA. This is why dear Angie shouldn't give too many in one go. Must slowly give one. Cannot so kancheong. 'Cause I'm careless, and anxious, and my math suck. x=

Angie: Limin ah! Wrong leh, the invoice.
l1m1n: Really?! Again? How many?!
Angie: Including this, about 4 to 5 liao.
l1m1n: *became quite calm* Oh.. Okay lah. 5 divide by 38 times 100 equals.. *tap tap calculator* 13% only. 100% minus 13% is 86% leh. STILL A1 DISTINCTION. Okay de lah!
Angie: Got such thing one meh? Like that also can.
l1m1n: Of course! My percentage still quite high. HAHAHA.
Nonsense. Luckily now I do invoices, not check invoices. I'll die.

It was 86% right? Then as more and more invoices came in..
Angie: Limin, your percentage decrease again.
l1m1n: WRONG AGAIN?! HOW CAN?!
Then I started calculating my so-called grading again.
l1m1n: Okay lah. Still distinction - 76%. Just nice. Still can afford to wrong one more.
LOL. This is AhQ okay. Optimistisim.
You must be thinking that I've wronged many, but NO LAH. x=
I anyhow put the % only, don't believe me.

l1m1n: Angie ah! Why you do so many invoice! I trust you ah?! No need check one lah.
Angie: Huh? You don't like that lah. Don't trust me lah.
l1m1n: You so trustworthy, I TRUST YOU!
Angie: DON'T LAH. In this whole world hor, the person you can NEVER trust is me.
l1m1n: Hmmm, NO LAH. You very worth my trust one.
Angie: No, no, no. I really cannot be trusted one.
Suddenly like so humble hor, CHECK LAH CHECK LAH.

Alright, according to my camera.. No more photos of November.

So byebye! :)
Going on December next time. :)
FINALLY.

What the fuck is this.

Number 583

2011-05-08T19:44:00.004+08:00

Polling Day! :)
Woke up not-very-early in the afternoon at 1pm.

Seen anyone wore this childish to polling station? HAHA. And coincidentally, all three of us wore purple - Mum, Sis and me.

Three of us brinjally set off and at the lift, we met a malay couple who were just wearing grey, both of them. HAHA. 5 people in the lift, 2 colors, 2 families. When we came out of the lift, the malay couple walked towards Pasir Ris Secondary School.
l1m1n: 難道﹐我們同路？I think we should make friends with them.
Really leh, five of us really 同路 one. Luckily it was polling day, if not they sure think that we three tailing them. x=

The polling station was so near, yet so far.
It was just a street away, and through the side gate, we can see where we cast our votes.. But we can't get in so easily. I know it's polling day, that's why only can open one main gate. BUT normal days also neg neg dun wanna open side gate, my brother forever have to walk half round to reach his main gate. What's the use of side gates? Canteen, so near yet so farrrrr.

Queueing to mark my cross is even faster than queueing up to buy food in DIC.
Walk to PRSS - 4 minutes, 'cause Mum and Sis walked sibei slowly, machiam catwalking on the runway. HAHA.
Walking into the polling station within - 2 minutes. School's environment like damn nice, renovating really no joke. Why last time EVS never renovate till so chio ah, Mr Ee?
Queue to cast - 1 minute? At the speed of light, 'cause there was no queue.
Mark my cross - 3 seconds. Loudly, with the shar-shar sound. HAHA. Proud to vote at the age of 21. :)

After leaving PRSS, we realised that the greyish malay couple was behind us. Since when we overtook their pace when we were walking at the speed of mountain tortise? LOL. And of course, we 同路 one. So I told Mum and Sis that,"WE SHOULD REALLY MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM!"

But mysteriously, the husband suddenly disappeared, never join us in the lift, DUNO GO WHERE SIA. HAHAHA!
But never mind, 'cause at least we got to smile at the wife. :)

Impromptu decision to go out with Mingyan.
Weather was super uper duper hot, I'd almost melted.
Bus 81 also take forever to come, BEHHHHH TAHAN.
It has been awhile since I took 81 to Kovan, 'cause I've been taking the train.
(Take train sibei tiring.)
From Tampines GRC all the way to Marine Parade GRC.
How come Serangoon is Marine Parade GRC?! I really dun understand.
And I didn't even know it falls under Marine Parade GRC until I saw Nicole's and SM Goh's faces at the bus stop.

Nex is a very complicated shopping mall.
I remember having a BIG Popular at one of the levels, but I dun remember where is it.
So while waiting for Mingyan to reach (she's lucky, tio birdshit), I tried finding my favourite Popular bookstore. :) Love Popular, while outside is crowded, it's always nice and quiet inside the bookstore.

Bought 3 super 好寫的 pen! :)

PaperMate Kilometrico 100 LV Ink Fine.
Branded leh, LV! HAHAH. The ink is branded. Very expensive, SIXTY cents okay!

We wanted to watch the looooong on screen Rio, but SOLD OUT.
I thought everyone watch liao, why still SOLD OUT?!
Okay, then I managed to persuade Mingyan to watch my Donnie.
But movie starts at 9.30pm! I live in Tampines shial! :(
We ended up walking ALL around Nex and not buy or do anything.
Alright, it was quite rewarding because we saw 王識賢。=.=
Mingyan joined the crowd of aunties and uncles with her camera phone, snapping a tiny photo of his head. HAHA.
l1m1n: Your idol ah?
Mingyan: No, just wanna take photo of celebrity nia.
LOL.

She say if she sees Mr George or SM Goh or MM Lee or PM Lee, she will wanna take photo with them and will insist that they pose a 'yeay' with her.

We had our dinner at Carl's Junior. And sat there for 1, 2 hours.
And talked about the General Elections.
One no need to vote, one first time voter.
Then we talked about school days.
Still missing it. :)

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While waiting the results, Mum and I concluded that Singapore's map changed.
Tuas used to be a right angle triangle.

When GST becomes 10% in 2016, don't complain.
When housing becomes more expensive, don't regret.
When transport becomes more packed than current, don't complain.
When more things that are of 3 letters are being implemented, don't regret.
Because you chose to continue paying and paying on this very date.

With lightning striking almost everywhere around the island, let's hope that the hammer is able to hammer loud and clear for us to be heard.

「這就是后港精神。后港人知道我為什麼要走出后港﹐他們也幫我收住了后港。」
So touching, can sense the bonding. :)
Hougang SMC, 64% leh - Mai sng sng.
LTK + SL :) However, it's super sad to have Mr George Yeo out.
Is he planning to run in the presidential election?! I hope he does!
Or can we replace Kate Spade with him instead?

Potong Pasir damn close leh! Those who voided must be DAMN proud. =/
Lost by 0.72%?! 114 votes?! Oh my goodness.

Mr Chiam, please be back 5 years later! :)

It seems people chose to remove the wrong mushrooms, planted and cut off a few wrong trees.

Kate Spade can afford MORE kate spades now!
She can bring her parents to Universal Studios too!
NO MORE GREATEST REGRET for her!
Congrats? =/

"Vote for a team, not for an individual."
But she's earning her million buck salary as AN INDIVIDUAL, you know?!

The REAL once in 50 years: An opposition party won a GRC.
And I don't know why PM Lee has to apologise for the floods in Orchard.
He didn't want the floods to happen!

But whatever it is, it's only expected to have lightning everywhere.
No suprise. :) Neither pro, nor anti.

GOODNIGHT!

Number 582

2011-05-02T22:47:00.003+08:00

Love pink! :)

Love my new pink wallet! :) GST absorbed in the airport.

Love my new pink cap! :) It took me for like an hour to decide to get it, although it's just 12.90 bucks.

Love my not-so-new pink Xperia cover! :) It looks great with my pink wall as the background, maybe because I love pink?

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I've never been THIS concerned about the elections before.
Why isn't there a fierce fight in Tampines GRC? So boring.
Voting is indeed secret. Why be afraid?
Since it's not a big deal losing, then why threaten?
Considering track records..

Can't wait to vote! :)
First time and yet 82 seats!
Soooooo exciting.
It would be even better if all 87 are contested!
Then everyone can enjoy the process of considering, reading up manifestos, listening to rallies, clicking on posts online, being in dilemma and making the decision.
:)

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Wanted to blog about all those happy, laughing moments in Accounts.
But my favourite Hongkong drama just started.
I swear I'll get a free copy of 我報 at the station tomorrow morning!
It's sure a torture to only be able to peek at the headings and not know the contents!
HAHA, yes, you're right! I'm one of those idiots who peek at people's papers!
But I do it with skills okay. I don't peek like I'm telling you I'M PEEKING.
Days after the nomination day, I feel the need to read the newspapers.
And when I see people reading the papers, I'll just try all my best to at least catch a glimpse of the news.
I wanted to rob the aunties and uncles of their papers.
Okay lah, not so extreme, I just wanted to borrow. HAHA.

Kevin Cheng so handsome. :)

Number 581

2011-04-26T23:30:00.003+08:00

怎麼連你都要走了？
你別走行嗎？
我會很想你的。
I'll really, really miss you a lot.
:'(

Number 580

2011-04-25T22:50:00.005+08:00

讓我是一口咖啡　讓我給你安慰　讓我溶化你的疲累
愿你空虛的心　就算原是孤島　每一天都有一次破曉

讓我是你溫柔咖啡　有著夢的香味　天涯海角靜靜跟隨
流浪何時停歇　誰能為你揭曉　或許逃也是一种尋找

且讓我給你依靠　為你受風雨和煎熬　讓我帶走你的疲憊和煩惱
明天如何誰知道　命運之前我太渺小　被你思念是我唯一的驕傲

且讓我給你依靠　為你受風雨和煎熬　才能釋放你的自由和歡笑
失去所有不在乎　我一生只為你燃燒
保護你用愛圍繞　只到世界停止轉動的一秒

當世界都睡了　我還為你燃燒　我用一切換取永恒的一秒

Local dramas of the past were much better.
Hainanese make good coffee and cook nice pork chop. :)
Hainanese are known to be hardworking.
Hainanese language isn't easy to master. I have no idea how to speak it.
I'm a hainanese. I only know '吃飯'﹐'做什麼' and '恭喜發財'。
I like this show. It makes me miss Hainan, where it's sunny and yet breezy.
With coconut trees and vast fields all around.
You can occasionally see buffaloes in the fields.
When you go back to see your relatives and pay respects to your ancestors, lovely relatives will lit up fire crackers all along the corridor.
Just to let the entire village know that my family is back to visit! :)
How lively, to see the chickens run around.

藍天﹐白雲﹐碧海。
Beautiful.

Hainan chicken rice originated from Singapore, not Hainan.
In Hainan, they have Wenchang chicken. :)

Michelle Suet is HAINANESE ALSO!
HAHA, and both of us can't cook! =x
I only can cook porridge, fry egg and make instant milo.

Cooking skills doesn't link with our dialect groups.

It's the last few days of April again!
I'd always think of MP/SIP during this time. :)
Miss that time so much. Time flies.
We're never going to be the same.
We've grown up. We've changed.
Mentally, and/or physically.

Secret mission on Friday, against Danelyn. HAHA.

End of random. GOODNIGHT! :)

Number 579

2011-04-24T19:59:00.004+08:00

很想知道你近況　
我聽人説還不如你對我講　
經過那段遺憾　
請你放心　我變得更加堅強　
世界不管怎樣荒涼　
愛過你就不怕孤單　

我最親愛的　你過的怎麼樣　
沒我的日子　你別來無恙　
依然親愛的　我沒讓你失望　
讓我親一親　像過去一樣　

我想你一定喜歡　
現在的我學會了你最愛的開朗　
想起你的模樣　
有什麼錯　
還不能夠被原諒　
世界不管怎樣荒涼　
愛過你就不怕孤單　

我最親愛的　你過的怎麼樣　
沒我的日子　你別來無恙　
依然親愛的　我沒讓你失望　
讓我親一親　像朋友一樣　

雖然離開了你的時間　
比一起還漫長　
我們總能補償　
因為中間空白的時光　
如果還能分享　
也是一種浪漫　
關係雖然不再一樣　
關心卻怎麼能說斷就斷　　

我最親愛的　你過的怎麼樣　
沒我的日子　你別來無恙　
依然親愛的　我沒讓你失望　
讓我親一親　像過去一樣

Goodnight, means goodbye.

Number 578

2011-04-17T23:11:00.001+08:00

輕閉雙眼…

在黑暗中看見的﹐可能又是另一目美麗風景。

塞翁失馬﹐焉知非福。
Every cloud has a silver lining.

是福是禍﹐最後分曉。

Number 577

2011-04-17T02:09:00.003+08:00

I am hungry! I thought I was going to meet Michelle at 6plus, so I ate my dinner early at 5pm. But we postponed meeting to next week. I am hungry! But I'm not going to eat, because I've brushed my teeth and I'll be lazy to brush it again if I eat.

Just cut my hair. Don't ask me WHY did I cut my fringe this short! :( 'Cause I regret. HAHA.

Wanted to blog a little more, but Blogger wunt listen. So, goodbye world! :)

Number 576

2011-03-24T23:45:00.000+08:00

跌得遍體鱗傷﹐頭破血流﹐粉身碎骨…還是學不乖。
習慣就好啦…無所謂了。
:( So what.

推開門的那秒鐘
有一股想逃跑的衝動
全身血液像瞬間被抽走
冰冷的感覺蔓延到胸口

我卻表現地從容
不意外也不驚慌失措
你和他的分岔的感情
是你太墮落還是我放縱

我只是個平凡的人受傷也會痛
也會想放手從此陌生
我只是個平凡的人愛了就沉淪
要學著習慣傷痕

我卻表現地從容
不意外也不驚慌失措
你和他的分岔的感情
是你太墮落還是我太放縱

我只是個平凡的人受傷也會痛
也會想放手從此陌生
我只是個平凡的人愛了就沉淪
要學著習慣傷痕

不能要我的容忍
替你的背叛負起責任

我只是個平凡的人尋找對的人
也會期待讓生命完整
我只是個平凡的人愛了就沉淪
要撫平傷痕要失去靈魂
怎麼做才能快樂

Number 575

2011-03-18T21:15:00.000+08:00

Long outdated. HAHA. This has been in my draft for 6 months.
I left it lying dead there without even clicking on it to update.

I think I had a very loner 21st.
I spent three different days, with 3 different girlfriends.
Just one each day. Very faithful. HAHAHA.

19th September 2010 - Met Yiwen.

We arranged to go Orchard.
But we ended up meeting at duno what time inside Tampines Mall Popular bookstore. And then go makan Pasta Mania.

This one very nice. :)

Then we starting thinking what to do after that.
So we went to Golden Village to see what movies are on.
I duno why we ended up deciding on HAUNTED CHANGI.
Long time never watch horror leh! :)

We were planning to meet Huiyee in town, so we went to the station.
Then Huiyee told us that she wasn't feeling well, so she can't meet us. :(
And since we were already at the station, we might as well just GO!
So we trained to Orchard. We went Ion.

You'll never believe this. Ion so big, so many shops.
We spent 3 long hours, in only THREE shops.
Because we spent an hour in one shop.
Artbox, Daiso, Mintmark.
We spent super long time testing pens inside Artbox.
We very boliao, TM have Artbox yet we come so far to play pens.
Testing pens very exciting one, especially when you found a pen that's very 好寫。
Smooth smooth. Woo ~ I like.
Then we spent another long hour inside Daiso.
I was thinking hard what to buy for Gina, since her birthday is one day before mine.
We were still looking at the stationery section in Daiso. x=
I'm the best candidate to be in charge of stationery in DIC! :)
I tell you, I really had a hard time thinking of what to buy for Gina.
Daiso so big, so many items - I can't get anything for her.
I wanted to buy fake nails for her, and red nail polish.
But I could find fake nails, cannot find her red. So forget it. HAHA.

Mintmark. Haiyo, I chose my pendent until sibei gu.
I was looking for a key pendent, 'cause aku 21 liao - No more kid okay.
Second piece got 20% discount leh. So I must choose again.
I headache you know? I think I took like 30 minutes or more to decide.
By the time I've FINALLY decided what to buy, we no time liao. Have to rush back TM.
Haunted Changi! Okay before movie, we went Minitoons to buy a big bag of sweets for Gina. x= SHE LOVE SWEETS.

Damn scary. Not the movie, but the atmosphere.
The cinema was COMPLETELY empty leh, inside movie already have screams.
I don't know why Haunted Changi start so on time. Normally got 20 minutes advertisement.
How come that day don't have? When we outside the cinema, we could hear people screaming! SIBEI scary.
Yiwen: Don't watch liao lah! Let's go!
l1m1n: CANNOT! Buy liao leh! Must watch!
Although I also very scared, but I won't waste my money lidat.
We bravely walked to our seats, sat down, and covered our ears.
HAHAHA. Yiwen didn't even put down her plastic bags, 'cause she too scared. x=
She kept her ears covered all the way, until she told me her limbs numb liao.
Halfway through the movie, one happy family came in leh.
The two kids so young, the parents still bring them in to watch.
What the hell. They trying to scare their kids to death ah. x=
Brave kids.

You should go order hot fudge sundae on a Sunday night, timing about at 9plus. Overflow leh! Sibei wu hua.

Yiwen and I always say byebye in a very cold manner.
We talk talk talk until very excited, then when we reach to the place where we have to part, we'll simply say,"Bye." Then walk away. Super 冷漠。 But never mind, 'cause I know 漪紋﹐你其實內心是澎湃的！死鬼。HAHAHA.

20th September - Met Gina.
Laoniang on leave ah!
Actually wanted to go back teepee shop bookshop, eat chicken rice one.
But I've forgotten that it's the holidays. :( I wanna buy teepee jacket.
And then wear it in office next time. Office blazer not very comfy.

Then Gina told me that KAMPONG CHAI CHEE open again! Oh my goodness! :)
I thought it's gonna be closed like for life.
Luckily got Brandon-Ivy this huge KCC hot fan. HAHAH.
So we can know all the news about KCC.

I hesitated for awhile before deciding whether to upload the videos anot.
That's why I didn't post this blog post for so long. HAHA.
Uploading them needs damn lot of time.
We didn't really take many photos. I only remember we kept laughing.
HAHA. As usual lah, we're always laughing when we're together.

Okay lah, compensation for not blogging earlier. If you bothered lah. HAHA. Gina hyper eh!

This is KCC after renovation several months ago!

You know why she climbed so high? 'Cause she wanna adjust the volume, and she didn't know that the remote control can do that! HAHAHA. I was pressing the buttons and realised that the lights were flicking and the switch was turning by itself. Only by then then we realised THE REMOTE CAN ADJUST THE VOLUME - Because last time cannot. x= Dun laugh at us okay! Gina after that said,"I don't wanna tell Stanley, let him climb up adjust." HAHA. She thinks everyone so stupid like us.

These sweets veryyy heavy!

Final one. Don't ask me why is she in shock, because IDK.

We sang each other a lovely birthday song!
I laughed until I have alot 痰﹐you know?

First up is ME, because Gina's brithday is 20th!
"What kind of song! I NEVER SING BEFORE, THIS PART!"
So funny!

Gina say she must sing with 感情 if not later I complain that she not sincere.
You can see that she's sang with alot 感情 from the video.
She's gonna murder me!

21st September 2010 - With Ah Mei.
Laoniang still on leave ah!

Dad baked a BIG cake for me!

Durian somemore leh! He used to make fruit cakes for me when I was younger, then I complained that I DON'T LIKE FRUIT CAKES. Then he started making chocolate cakes. 21st was different, with gao gao layers of durians. :) It was just like eating durian.

Met Michelle in the afternoon and had a day of fun. :)

I was sitting around, and suddenly the door opened with Michelle carrying a box of cakes, lighted with candles, singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY with a bunch of people. :)

I HATE OYSTERS. BLEAHHHH. I ate one without knowing what was it, I almost died of disgust.

21st, very loner right? No party at all.
I don't like parties.
Shit man, I can't believe I actually told Matth this.
FML.

23rd September 2010 - Met my dearest Ennoi! :)
She's stillllll my daughter. ;)

Because Geneva take photo always no facial expression, we've decided to be like her. BE COOL!

We should meet soon, I miss you! :) I wanna hear stories about you and your students. It must be really fun to be your student!

25th September 2010 - Went singing with Iris, Sinyee, Weiwei, Qian, Anita and Geneva.
Long list shial. :) Ennoi wasn't free to join. :(

Anita and I were thinking what to do while we wait for time to come. We can't go home because our homes are too far. And this 死 Geneva wunt invite us to her house while we wait together.

It rained super heavily when we ended work at 2pm. Bad timing man.
Although some of us had umbrella BUT with that kind of cats and dogs, got umbrella also no use one. So we waited, until Othman drove pass and May dashed out of the office and WAVE. May, Sinyee, Anita, Geneva and me ended up taking Boss' big car out. :) Crowded. I like that car. It's big.

While Sinyee went home, I went to sit around in Hougang Mall with May, Anita and Geneva.

Look at our beautiful drinks.
My blue one is prettier though. HAHA, it tasted like sprite; With coloring.
Nothing special.

(Many photos credit to Sinyee and Weiwei)
(I koped from their facebooks)
TEEHEE.

Stir it with style and skills, you'll get something like mine. Anyhow stir will end up like Geneva's reddie. So ugly. HAHA.

願拍與願被拍二人組。

Fake one, she wasn't even sitting on a chair!

HAHA, Qian looked so 心虛。

Play spot the difference. HAHA.

Finally ah, finally finish. HAHA. So many photos. Majority of the photos - From Weiwei, Sinyee. :)

I think is 6th November 2011 - Met Mingyan, wanted to watch this Japanese movie (which I've forgotten the title)
Googled it and it says,"The Incite Mill - 7 Day Death Game." That's the one!

I went to PS all by myself from Kovan after work and I feel proud about it! :)

For unknown reasons, so many people are watching this movie and THERE WERE NO SEATS.
I really don't know why so many people watch this movie.
I watched because I wanna watch a movie, and I was meeting Mingyan and she wants to watch this movie - So why not? There's Tatsuya Fujiwara inside, I like.

We've decided to walk all around Orchard.
Two person wear until sibei lok kok walk around Orchard also don't feel paiseh one.
HAHAHA. Especially Mingyan. I see her in Kovan, she wear shorts and t-shirt, carry purple small backpack.
I see her in Tampines, she wear shorts and t-shirt, carry purple small backpack.
I see her in ORCHARD, she ALSO wear shorts and t-shirt, carry purple small backpack.

Mingyan kept saying this is delicious.

And this, is NO GOOD. Don't even have mango taste. Not cheap, tasteless, must kana called up like a dog by the counter, self service. x= Boo you platypus. No, I have nothing against cute platypuses

After walking a day in Orchard, Mingyan decided to get the tickets first, FOR TOMORROW'S MOVIE. So kiasu right?! HAHA. She went to the counter at 10plus 11pm and said,"I wanna buy two tickets.. for tomorrow. HAHAHA!" LOL, she talk talk talk then suddenly laugh. So the lady also laugh. Then we saw her laugh, we also laugh. Never ending sia! :)

I laughed the whole day. So tired.
Mingyan told me,"Can you stop laughing? I very funny meh?"
Then I said,"I also wanna stop but when I see you, I buay tahan. HAHAH!"
Then she laugh also, so I laughed harder. The whole MRT cabin must be thinking we're mad.

7th November 2010 - Met Mingyan again, for HER death game movie.

Totally gianed by these drinks.

We wanted to get the same flavour initially, but after consideration, Mingyan bought the vanilla and I got the chocolate. I think I got the better deal. HAHA. 'Cause when I took the both cups in my hands while Mingyan was keeping her change or something, there was an obvious weight difference between the two. My choco was MUCH heavier. It turned out that vanilla was filled with weighless foam. HAHAH.

My good deal. :)

Manhattan dory is the best. :)

I can't believe the two of us spent TWO days consecutively in the same place.
Endless laughing. I laughed until 嘴巴很酸。

Watched Confession with Mingyan on another weekend.
I forgot when. It's a nice movie. :) I don't mind watching it once more.

There was one part that filled the entire cinema with laughter.
"I haven't kissed yet, I haven't make out yet, I haven't done anything! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!"
This stupid kid inside the movie. HAHA.

This is long enough. :) Carry on next time.
Goodbye world.

Number 574

2011-03-13T23:19:00.000+08:00

變；大家都在變。
變；大家變的又有多少？
變；變得判若兩人？
還是﹐其實變的﹐只有表面而已？
變；是人變了﹐還是心變了﹐還是想法變了？
Everyone's changing.
~~not necessarily for the better.~~

海變成陸地
快樂的能變成悲劇
那麼愛會不會變成了麻痺

沙變成天梯
醜陋的能變成美麗
那麼你會不會變成我的仇敵

我不是挑剔
可怕的變局
隨時都在背後偷襲

時間會把我把你
都變成了灰燼
從勇氣變距離
沒有人能夠保證
永遠在一起

時間會把我把你
都變成了回憶
那時候有沒有
一個不會為時間
而變化的你

分開追逐著相聚
辛酸渴望著甜蜜
我們都是一樣
窮得只剩下空虛

我買不起我不確定
絕望谷底有沒有奇蹟

時間會把我把你都變成了灰燼
從勇氣變距離
不變的幸福
只是一種距離

時間會把我把你都變成了回憶
那時候有沒有
一個是你愛我我愛你最完美的結局

還是
我變成了你最想忘記的回憶

模棱兩可的答案﹐一直都不是你要的。
這…我知道。
因為﹐你只接受「OK」為標準答案。
那是一個我永遠無法給你的答案。
我過不了自己這一關。
有再多的愛﹐都沒有用。

Number 573

2011-03-12T22:36:00.002+08:00

Perhaps I'm too used to this kind of treatment.
After 3243435 hours, I'll be fine again.
Just as usual. Nothing different from the past.
That's how scary being used to something can be.
Stupid. I knew it, and yet, I did it again.
Bye. Dead tired, dead bored, dead unhappy.
I'm dead.

在我的心裡面有個黑暗的房間
每當我一個人就有什麼出來作祟
我不斷找尋方法去度過每一夜
打敗寂寞對抗那些鬼

就這樣好幾年夢裡面總是浮現
漸漸我開始習慣它們存在我的世界
是否你覺得這樣不太方便
所以才會不再出現

在夢裡面突然發現
快要忘記你的臉
想要改變卻無力改變
我救不了自己在惡夢裡面

某年某月某一天也許你會再出現
燃起我一絲微弱希望或重回到起點
我虔誠地祈禱多不想說再見
我只需要你的了解

解救不了自己原諒不了自己
我找不到自己在惡夢裡面

聽到第一個我說做人要誠懇
偏偏第二個我剛剛穿好保護色
第三個我在幹什麼
靜靜看著兩個我在拔河

第四個我熱血沸騰徹夜唱著歌
第五個我卻賴在床上一直癱瘓睡著
第六七個我到哪裡呢
難道背叛我了

一邊笑得瘋了一邊哭得累了判若兩人
快要放棄了快要虛脫了下一個我又是什麼角色

一邊溫馴愛著一邊激烈恨著心能有幾顆
我痛得快死了可卻還能活著你說該如何

上一個我還沒修完失戀的功課
下一個我卻迫不及待很想墜入愛河
同一個軀殼不同人生
每個我都陌生

一邊加速衝了一邊卻在煞車判若兩人
我不是我的屬於別人了所以自己都沒資格選擇

一邊極度快樂一邊心如刀割人格分裂著
等待下一個我挑戰這一個我你說扯不扯

Number 572

2011-03-11T22:31:00.003+08:00

The picture totally depicts me. Right there looking at my lost brain, I'm stupid. Once again. ONCE AGAIN. And it makes me upset ALL THE TIME. I don't know when will Tan Li Min STOP being so stupid.

我等着最後一班車
把我的靈魂帶走
受夠了你的溫柔
你的強求說再多的話也無法挽留

看着你牽着別人的手
又對我說只讓我擁有
被你的虛情假意遮住了眼眸
一次次的痛徹我心頭
我不會再對你如此的重容
這次我要踢開你踢開你走

我不是你的玩偶
給我個理由別讓我看不透
你走了又留留了又想走
都是我一個人承受
我不是你的玩偶
放開我的手讓我一個人走
我有我的自由和以後
怎能讓你都帶走

很多事情不是誰說了就算
即使傷心結果還是自己擔
多少次失望表示著多少次期盼
事實證明幸福很難

我們之間不是誰說了就算
拉扯的愛徒增結局的難堪
一百次相愛只要有一次的絢爛
下一次會更勇敢

當冬夜漸暖當大海也不再那麼藍
當月色的純白變得陰暗
那只是代表快樂不再那麼簡單

當冬夜漸暖當夏夜的樹上不再有蟬
當回憶老去的痕跡斑斑
那只是因為悲傷從來都不會有答案

當冬夜漸暖當青春也都煙消雲散
當美麗的故事都有遺憾
那只是習慣把愛當做喜歡
重要的是我們如何愛過那一段

ps: time to BULLY newcomer next monday! :)
pps: just kidding! i'm a nice person. :)
ppps: but she's eighteen! so young, so tempting to BULLY.
pppps: JUST KIDDING. i'll treat her with all my love. :)

bye world.

Number 571

2011-02-22T22:26:00.005+08:00

HELLO EVERYBODY!

今天是２０１１年﹐陽曆２月２２號﹐農曆正月２０日﹐星期２！
SO MANY 2s! To add on, I clocked out from office at 20:02 today!

Hoho. Eye candy's back from his Canada! :)

Number 570

2011-02-20T20:28:00.000+08:00

I was browsing my Facebook wall on my Xperia.
All the way until one post Gina wrote on wall, I laughed.
It wasn't funny, actually. But it was random. HAHA.

You know who's she talking about? So much hatred eh? I love you so much, Gina! :)

被甩別問為什麼

女人最受不了的分手方式，叫不告而別。小瑞偏偏碰到。她的男友秋福，在情人節晚上還約她吃飯，讓她以為戀情已經穩定。

沒想到這頓飯後，她就等不到秋福再打電話來約她。向來矜持的她，忍不住打電話給秋福：「你還好吧？」「很好啊。有什麼事嗎？」秋福的答話帶著生疏。「喔。沒事。」小瑞不知道該說什麼。總不好意思問他「為什麼你最近沒有再約我」吧？「不好意思。最近公司事情比較多。」秋福說。「沒關係的。只要你好好的就好了。」小瑞自認為結語說得很得體。不露痕跡的告訴秋福，我很在意你、也關心你。但又不洩露出她對無法掌握的戀情的恐慌。

一個月都沒來電可是，秋福還是沒打電話來。過一個月，小瑞打電話給秋福，他卻不接，使她更加焦慮，腦海浮現重重疑雲：他有別的女人了嗎？我是否說了哪句話得罪他？難道他覺得我不夠好嗎？

她開始跟蹤秋福。她發現秋福每天下班後，都送一個女同事回家。長得不怎樣，但很年輕，有狐媚的單鳳眼，和秋福有說有笑。某一天小瑞在秋福家門前堵他，問他：「你覺得我哪裡不好？為什麼你不理我？」面對來勢洶洶的小瑞，秋福結結巴巴：「沒有什麼…我們應該還只是朋友吧…」這個答案只是安慰劑，當然不能讓小瑞滿意。

旁觀人看得很清楚，事實上是秋福有了新歡，所以小瑞在他心裡，已經失去吸引力。而小瑞，無法面對自尊心受打擊，所以想得到一個完美的答案。其實，見異思遷是真正答案。~~當情人用各式各樣的方法遁逃時，不肯告訴你真正原因，是他的厚道~~。真正答案很傷人，正是：她比你適合我，所以我不要你。

It's all about random this time, okay? :)
I was trying to upload one or two videos, but I got fed up with the connection.
So next time then. :)

Wahhhh, FULL LIAO! =x That was a few months ago. Now, I have no more goodies. Lazy to stock up eh.

Joanne 給的﹐好好吃啊！

So nice until I wanted to steal from Vivian when I saw one BIG pack behind her! But 我忍 lor, I got integrity one! HAHA.

Qian gave me 3 of these. 'Cause she said 給 Vivian 一粒好像很寒酸醬。But 誰知道 Vivian doesn't 領 her 情 wor! So I went back out to her and told her to take back one piece, since I'm the only one eating inside Accounts. Then she suddenly,"I DON'T WANT!" LOL. So agitated.

Jade's final pieces of cookies to me before she left.

Lightings at Hougang. Not quite bad, actually.

Call me an artist, I think this baby dolphin I drew was cute! And it's a baby because it's fingernail small.

Yes, I wrote that. HAHA. I just wanted everyone to share her joy with her. Now, she has a son and a daughter! And she's coming back to work soon.

SERIOUSLY, Natalie's hairstyle looked like the Viwawa character! No joke at all. I'm sure she agrees after seeing this picture. HAHA.

This Angie bluffed me that my hair damn messy when I tied my hair. ('Cause I didn't use my comb) So I used my front camera to see how messy it was. IT WASN'T EVEN A TINY BIT MESSY. 死騙子。HAHA. My nails colour damn monster. x=

Yummys! :)

Look at my smart-looking pink dolphin. I think it's from HongKong. Michelle bought it for me! :)

And look at the smart-looking me. For some reasons, I think I just look like my dolphin. HAHA. After wearing that pair of specs..

Angie's handphone holder. She insisted that it's a bird, NOT a chicken since Shuyun's time. (That means since 6 months ago) 它明明就是小雞。This 雞 kept vibrating, because her phone kept vibrating due to messages and phone calls. So I told her,"Your bird is vibrating. Can you stop it?" HAHAHA. Now she thinks I'm a pervert. But actually she also 五十步笑一百步﹐because she also abit 黃。The both of us together is just like radio. We can TALK NON-STOP and laugh like there's no tomorrow. I'm so going to miss her, and the bird. :(

I love you! :) Let me eat you!

Mum should really stop criticising my dolphin. She told me,"Limin ah, this one yours ah? SO ugly! The lips like that you also want!" Oi, MUM! Dolphins have pride one hor!

I wore this to work the other day. The moment I stepped out of the lift, this guy kept looking at me machiam I wasn't wearing anything below. Just because my skirt was a little shorter, and just because my shirt was a little longer. Geneva 很過份﹐she said I was too short, that's why the shirt too long then cover my skirt THEN look machiam I never wear skirt. IT'S BECAUSE I'M TOO SHORT - That's her point. :(

Never mind. "I'll take a deep breath and smile. No matter what happens, I'll smile! I'm angry but NEVER MIND, I'll JUST smile!" - Quoted from Desiree. She's so funny. HAHA.

我忍。It's all Mum's and Dad's fault. HAHA.

And anyway, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I know I'm like a week late. =x

天空的寬容﹐一個失神就不見了

一顆心能夠容下天空得多少寬闊？

大自然可愛得地方﹐在於它總以深邃生動得表情﹐一絮絮叨叨的寬容﹐告訴世人萬物緣起緣滅的巡迴﹐生老病死的必然﹐以及喜怒哀樂的豁達。天地初開之後它就一直如此﹐不曾放棄。

所以﹐生活很多時候就該有個生活的樣子。無論開心與哀傷﹐興奮與無聊﹐活躍與萎縮﹐工作與休息﹐一動與一靜﹐明白了本份就會有個像樣的詮釋。

至於什麼是本份﹐那就是各有各的心思了。

山不在高有仙則靈﹐心不在大﹐有天則清。

不要責怪﹑揶揄井底的青蛙﹐它沒有新舊媒體光影的糾纏﹐除了那清澈的井水和肆虐的蚊飛﹐它沒有任何信息足以打開眼界。但它樂在其中﹐也許就是因為信服於井口那片圓形的天﹐窄心窄肺也沒有絲毫掙扎。

反過來看﹐城市人儘管眼﹑耳﹑手﹑嘴幾乎天天貼住電腦手機﹐心底那片天空是不是已經從井口拓張開去了呢？

客觀環境的使然﹐也許讓井底青蛙缺乏度量與遠見；但城市人心的容積﹐不也常常習慣於窄小﹐甚至有時有無意識地靠攏空虛﹐沮喪感覺就此一念生根。

懂得為心胸裝下更多得寬闊﹐才是需要學習的智慧；寬念善待人事物﹐切除精神腫瘤。

但是﹐麻雀肯定飛躍不了無垠海洋﹐海鷗在棟棟租屋輾轉也同樣容易碰壁；比較誰擁有更大﹑更亮﹑更出色的藍天,實在是個爭論性的思維。

某一天下班回家﹐踩步黃昏卻突然非常懷念那個午後的太陽﹐才發現自己生活中一連串失神﹐已經導致它漸行漸遠。

這點若有所領悟很及時﹐用心找回很重要。